Dressed To Not Kill

Feuer Frei! · 11-15-13, 09:31 PM

Ofc this is nothing new but...it's all about style now

No more back-stabbing by bitchy employees, disarm robbers in style or ward off that jealous possessive spouse's knife or bullet with ease and class:

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In a scene only dreamt of by most people, the employees of Garrison Bespoke, an upscale Toronto tailor, lined up and waited their turn to stab their boss, Michael Nguyen, with a hunting knife. Mr. Nguyen emerged from the experience unscathed, thanks to a remarkable bullet-proof business suit that has just been revealed to the public

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TorpX · 11-16-13, 12:27 AM

At 20,000 dollars, it's a little pricey.

I guess I'll just have to be nice to my enemies.

Wolferz · 11-17-13, 08:18 PM

At $20k it better stop a bomb and pleasure my crotch unicorn at the same time.

Jimbuna · 11-18-13, 12:34 PM

I wonder if it prevents bruising though...my vest never did

Schroeder · 11-18-13, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I wonder if it prevents bruising though...my vest never did

Had a lot of people stab you in your time with law enforcement?

Jimbuna · 11-18-13, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Had a lot of people stab you in your time with law enforcement?

Not that many but at least twice in areas the vest didn't cover (leg and arm)...IIRC I was showing the scars to the boys one night in the hotel room after a boozy night at the 2008 SS Meet.

11-18-13, 01:43 PM

Oh God! I'd just finally got to the point I didn't remember that!

You sick SOB!!

Jimbuna · 11-18-13, 02:16 PM

You were too busy trying on a pair of black uderwear as I recall

Cybermat47 · 11-18-13, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Not that many but at least twice in areas the vest didn't cover (leg and arm)...IIRC I was showing the scars to the boys one night in the hotel room after a boozy night at the 2008 SS Meet.

Ouch! Hope you locked up whoever stabbed you!

I was a bit scared for a second, I thought by SS meet you meant an actual Waffen SS meet

Jimbuna · 11-18-13, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Ouch! Hope you locked up whoever stabbed you!

I was a bit scared for a second, I thought by SS meet you meant an actual Waffen SS meet

No nothing as dramatic...the first one was a sharpened paper knife and the second a sharpened metal comb but on each occasion the aggressor was swiftly dealt with.

11-16-13, 12:27 AM	#2
TorpX Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 3,975 Downloads: 153 Uploads: 11	At 20,000 dollars, it's a little pricey. I guess I'll just have to be nice to my enemies.

11-17-13, 08:18 PM	#3
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	At $20k it better stop a bomb and pleasure my crotch unicorn at the same time. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

11-18-13, 12:34 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wonder if it prevents bruising though...my vest never did __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-18-13, 02:16 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You were too busy trying on a pair of black uderwear as I recall __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-18-13, 01:43 PM	#7
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Oh God! I'd just finally got to the point I didn't remember that! You sick SOB!!