Iranians at it again!!

eddie · 02-03-13, 03:30 PM

Just the other day, the Iranians claimed they launched a monkey into orbit,lol Now this same monkey has returned from orbit and they have pictures to prove it.

You be the judge!

http://now.msn.com/iranian-space-mon...usly-different

Jimbuna · 02-03-13, 03:58 PM

Already flagged up Eddie

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...8&postcount=48

Takeda Shingen · 02-03-13, 04:15 PM

The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.

Jimbuna · 02-03-13, 04:17 PM

Well it certainly came back with the cure for facial moles.

02-03-13, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.

I heard it designed the F-313.

u crank · 02-03-13, 04:25 PM

If a thousand monkeys at a thousand keyboards could .....

...would it fly?

02-03-13, 04:32 PM

HEY!! Flying Monkeys are REAL!
I saw it on TV years ago!
Here's proof!

eddie · 02-04-13, 04:21 PM

Now the Iranian President wants to be Irans first astronaut.

I'd love to strap him to a rocket and send him up, don't need a space capsule, why would anyone care if he returned from that trip!!

http://now.msn.com/ahmadinejad-wants-to-be-an-astronaut

HundertzehnGustav · 02-04-13, 04:50 PM

I! i wants to see him fall down! Break his neck! Bloodsplatter in the desert Sand!
I mean, Iran is able to brak many records, right! Iran rocks! Then surely this man must be the Uber-Iranian, right?

HundertzehnGustav · 02-14-13, 02:13 PM

I am a Belieber.
XP

Wolferz · 02-14-13, 02:57 PM

I liked one of the comments...
Coal burning rockets have really sooty capsules.

AVGWarhawk · 02-14-13, 03:33 PM

Iran...welcome to the 21st century. Sheesh....

Penguin · 02-14-13, 03:56 PM

The picture Gustav has posted has obviousy been manipulated. Due to my connections to the highest members of the German government, I am able to present you the real pic:

Zhey vill never catch ze Rote Baron!

frau kaleun · 02-14-13, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.

Since he appears to have allowed the ship to return him to Iran, I think we can safely assume the answer is "no."

Stealhead · 02-14-13, 11:08 PM

The monkey looks different because of advanced science.They made the capsule go so fast that it traveled into the past.The monkey landed in what is modern day Israel and and convinced the Jews not to exist.

Because of the overwhelming power that the Jews have they preempted the time travel plot and swapped out the monkey to make it look like Iran did not actually send a monkey into space.The Iranian government will not say that the time travel mission failed publicly.

02-03-13, 03:30 PM	#1
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Iranians at it again!! Just the other day, the Iranians claimed they launched a monkey into orbit,lol Now this same monkey has returned from orbit and they have pictures to prove it. You be the judge! http://now.msn.com/iranian-space-mon...usly-different Last edited by eddie; 02-03-13 at 04:16 PM.

02-03-13, 03:58 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Already flagged up Eddie http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...8&postcount=48 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-03-13, 04:17 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well it certainly came back with the cure for facial moles. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-03-13, 04:25 PM	#6
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	If a thousand monkeys at a thousand keyboards could ..... ...would it fly? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

02-04-13, 04:50 PM	#9
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	I! i wants to see him fall down! Break his neck! Bloodsplatter in the desert Sand! I mean, Iran is able to brak many records, right! Iran rocks! Then surely this man must be the Uber-Iranian, right? __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

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Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.

02-03-13, 04:32 PM	#7
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	HEY!! Flying Monkeys are REAL! I saw it on TV years ago! Here's proof!

02-04-13, 04:21 PM	#8
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Now the Iranian President wants to be Irans first astronaut. I'd love to strap him to a rocket and send him up, don't need a space capsule, why would anyone care if he returned from that trip!! http://now.msn.com/ahmadinejad-wants-to-be-an-astronaut

02-14-13, 02:13 PM	#10
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	I am a Belieber. XP __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

02-14-13, 02:57 PM	#11
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I liked one of the comments... Coal burning rockets have really sooty capsules. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-14-13, 03:33 PM	#12
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Iran...welcome to the 21st century. Sheesh.... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-14-13, 03:56 PM	#13
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	The picture Gustav has posted has obviousy been manipulated. Due to my connections to the highest members of the German government, I am able to present you the real pic: Zhey vill never catch ze Rote Baron!

02-14-13, 11:08 PM	#15
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	The monkey looks different because of advanced science.They made the capsule go so fast that it traveled into the past.The monkey landed in what is modern day Israel and and convinced the Jews not to exist. Because of the overwhelming power that the Jews have they preempted the time travel plot and swapped out the monkey to make it look like Iran did not actually send a monkey into space.The Iranian government will not say that the time travel mission failed publicly.