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Iranians at it again!!
Just the other day, the Iranians claimed they launched a monkey into orbit,lol Now this same monkey has returned from orbit and they have pictures to prove it.
You be the judge!:D http://now.msn.com/iranian-space-mon...usly-different |
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The real question is if the monkey came back with super intelligence.
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Well it certainly came back with the cure for facial moles.
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If a thousand monkeys at a thousand keyboards could .....
...would it fly?:O: |
HEY!! Flying Monkeys are REAL!
I saw it on TV years ago! Here's proof! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbjJetU_1k http://www.retrocrush.com/100monsters/monkey3.jpg |
Now the Iranian President wants to be Irans first astronaut.:haha: I'd love to strap him to a rocket and send him up, don't need a space capsule, why would anyone care if he returned from that trip!!
http://now.msn.com/ahmadinejad-wants-to-be-an-astronaut |
I! i wants to see him fall down! Break his neck! Bloodsplatter in the desert Sand!
I mean, Iran is able to brak many records, right! Iran rocks! Then surely this man must be the Uber-Iranian, right? |
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I liked one of the comments...
Coal burning rockets have really sooty capsules.:har: |
Iran...welcome to the 21st century. Sheesh....
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The picture Gustav has posted has obviousy been manipulated. Due to my connections to the highest members of the German government, I am able to present you the real pic:
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/8696/realpic.png Zhey vill never catch ze Rote Baron! |
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The monkey looks different because of advanced science.They made the capsule go so fast that it traveled into the past.The monkey landed in what is modern day Israel and and convinced the Jews not to exist.
Because of the overwhelming power that the Jews have they preempted the time travel plot and swapped out the monkey to make it look like Iran did not actually send a monkey into space.The Iranian government will not say that the time travel mission failed publicly. |
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