Ducks will take over the world!

kiwi_2005 · 10-03-12, 09:50 PM

From a 14 yr old on homosexuality. Brillant! Give that kid a beer! I mean a orange juice...

I couldn't be bothered typing it out but you can read it here if you can be bothered.

http://i.imgur.com/xRCJN.jpg

CCIP · 10-03-12, 10:20 PM

Fantastic!

Even more ironic considering male mallards are notorious for mating with EVERYTHING, including other males, dead ducks, and anything that looks remotely like a bird

Takeda Shingen · 10-03-12, 10:30 PM

First sentence, paragraph two:

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If homosexuality spreads, it can cause human evolution to come to a standstill.

First sentence, paragraph four:

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None of this bears any weight for me, because I do not believe in evolution.

Way to shoot your central thesis dead. See, homeschooling is not always the answer.

EDIT: On second consideration, I'd say that this has to be a fake. The above combined with...

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We will be in danger of all being equal, with ducks more equal than us.

...is so ridiculous that it has to be a prank. All are equal, but also more equal? And ducks? You really can't even pick a species closer to man? Nobody's that stupid. I think that whatever paper this is from got bamboozled.

Skybird · 10-04-12, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

See, homeschooling is not always the answer.

Talking of laconic humor.

Oberon · 10-04-12, 05:41 AM

Herr-Berbunch · 10-04-12, 06:26 AM

I'll say it then if no one else will. Ahem. He must be quackers.

Oberon · 10-04-12, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

I'll say it then if no one else will. Ahem. He must be quackers.

kiwi_2005 · 10-04-12, 08:50 AM

Good to see you all have a sense of humor

Spoon 11th · 10-04-12, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

All are equal, but also more equal?

More equal sounds like positive discrimination.

Cybermat47 · 10-04-12, 06:32 PM

Yes, ducks will take over the world.
One duck I saw was so intelligent, he ran up to my two Dogs, who have a tendency to kill birds and look longingly a Ducks while making hungry noises.

oh, wait...

soopaman2 · 10-04-12, 07:33 PM

As a kid, I lived next to a manmade lake with ducks in it.

People walked their dogs next to it alot, and didn't pick up the poop.

Our form of amusement was kicking dog crap into the water, and watching the ducks eat it. They usually swam up to you expecting food when they saw humans on the banks.

Ducks suck. I have more respect for a dog licking its own ass.

At least they know what they are doing/tasting.

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CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Fantastic! Even more ironic considering male mallards are notorious for mating with EVERYTHING, including other males, dead ducks, and anything that looks remotely like a bird __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

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Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Yes, ducks will take over the world. One duck I saw was so intelligent, he ran up to my two Dogs, who have a tendency to kill birds and look longingly a Ducks while making hungry noises. oh, wait... __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	As a kid, I lived next to a manmade lake with ducks in it. People walked their dogs next to it alot, and didn't pick up the poop. Our form of amusement was kicking dog crap into the water, and watching the ducks eat it. They usually swam up to you expecting food when they saw humans on the banks. Ducks suck. I have more respect for a dog licking its own ass. At least they know what they are doing/tasting. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.