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Old 01-18-12, 08:18 PM   #1
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Default My boss is a jackass.

Yeah, he is.

He sits on his backside in the truck shoving coffee and donuts in his fat face. While we work out in a cold rain, with a stiff Jersey wind cracking like a whip.

I hurt my back, because the guy he hired (his brother) was too hungover to use a jackhammer without puking, so I had to use it...

Well I called out tonite, and the only other guy on our crew (besides me) who can use heavy machinery without killing anyone is in the hospital with Pneumonia.

Looks like fatboy has to drive the shovel tonite.

I bet he fixes the heat in it after this.

Freezing your butt of is always endurable when you spend all your time in the truck, on the phone. Eating quick check subs and farting.

Have fun in the trenches for a few days you jackass.

Anyone else have a fat lazy stooge they have to fake smile at in order to feed your family?
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Old 01-18-12, 08:31 PM   #2
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He also hangs out on Subsim. YOU'RE FIRED!
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Old 01-18-12, 09:02 PM   #3
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He also hangs out on Subsim. YOU'RE FIRED!
That's not very nice fatso!!
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Old 01-18-12, 09:08 PM   #4
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<Sorry, tried to resist but was too weak...>

BRING ME SOOPAMAN2. IT SEEMS I AM UNABLE TO STAND UP
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Old 01-18-12, 09:22 PM   #5
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That's not very nice fatso!!
Hey it's glandular!
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Old 01-19-12, 12:25 AM   #6
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I love this place!!
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Old 01-19-12, 02:46 AM   #7
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If you think you've got a bad manager, well mine couldn't run a bath or organise a piss up in a brewery
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Old 01-19-12, 02:49 AM   #8
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I'm convinced my boss has bipolar one minute hes happy as larry the next hes this psycho cursing the sky spitting taks ranting off to himself. Never forget when the poor tuckie turned up late was her first day as deliverer she doesn't work for us but picks up the orders and she came up to him smiling and all about to appologize when he turned around and told her to F off your to late come back tomorrow now just F off home!!! She turns up next day and he's Hello love how was your day like nothing happen If that aint Bioplar what is. He's a harmless old buggar but mad as a hatter.
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