Need a unique gift for the person who has "everything"?

Platapus · 01-06-12, 08:12 AM

How about a Fart in a Jar?

http://www.brobible.com/bronews/stor...e-jar-of-farts

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You think you got a ==== present for Christmas? Well at least you didn't get a jar of farts.

Of all the whimsical items for purchase on eBay, this is one of the stinkiest. Seller kbug1978 has a very unique product for sale, farts. It's not just farts, it's her farts in a very dainty, charming jar.

Here's the details on this precious eBay trinket:

Okay so here is the story. I joined the gym and started to eat right. Well apparently my body is not used to the "Healthy Food" that its been given and is giving me some pretty harsh smelling gas. You know the ones that kind of burn when they come out. Well, I farted by my brother and it made him literally sick. He said I should "Sell That ====" So I decided to take his word for it. I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. So if you want a REAL gag gift....this would be great! ( I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart) When you purchase the Fart In a Jar, I will also be sending a picture of myself! Thanks for looking....Have a great day.

So this girl is attempting to make some money on her colon cleanse? America, what a country! The good news is that the auction for this container of ==== wind is ongoing and you still have two days to purchase this container of rectum puff. The winning bid is merely $2.50, so if you want a jar of farts, it won't set you back a lot. No offense to this fine lady, but if this was say the ass gas of say Irina Shayk or Kate Upton, I'd imagine that the bids would be in the tens of thousands of dollars.

Think this is made up?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/REAL-Fart-Ja...item3f120f1b4e

Currently there are 13 bids already and the biding is up to $10.50

So, for that truly "Honey, you shouldn't have" gift, get your bids in soon.

kraznyi_oktjabr · 01-06-12, 09:02 AM

Will you make review of product for rest of subsim.com community?

Platapus · 01-06-12, 09:25 AM

It stinks

Jimbuna · 01-06-12, 11:10 AM

Something smells fishy to me

Sea Demon · 01-06-12, 02:54 PM

WTH is this?!?!?

Oh the things you see on the internet..............

razark · 01-06-12, 08:23 PM

How about nothing?

(Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?)

Sailor Steve · 01-06-12, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by razark

How about nothing?

(Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?)

If they had nothing in stock I'd gladly order nothing, especially if the price was reasonable. I guess I'll have to settle for nothing else.

Why am I suddenly possessed by a desire to reread The Odyssee?

TarJak · 01-06-12, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

If they had nothing in stock I'd gladly order nothing, especially if the price was reasonable. I guess I'll have to settle for nothing else.

Why am I suddenly possessed by a desire to reread The Odyssee?

Bloody nihilist.

Sailor Steve · 01-06-12, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Bloody nihilist.

Means nothing to me.

Jimbuna · 01-07-12, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Means nothing to me.

This possibly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

Sailor Steve · 01-07-12, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

This possibly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

'Twas a joke. Nothing gained, nothing lost.

Jimbuna · 01-07-12, 03:47 PM

Checkmate

TarJak · 01-08-12, 05:39 AM

Always trying to make something out of nothing.

Sailor Steve · 01-08-12, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Always trying to make something out of nothing.

Nothing is better than something.

soopaman2 · 01-08-12, 01:10 PM

She deserves this...

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234

And nothing more.

01-06-12, 09:02 AM	#2
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01-06-12, 09:25 AM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	It stinks __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-06-12, 11:10 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Something smells fishy to me __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-06-12, 08:23 PM	#6
razark Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,731 Downloads: 393 Uploads: 12	How about nothing? (Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?) __________________ "Never ask a World War II history buff for a 'final solution' to your problem!"

01-07-12, 03:47 PM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Checkmate __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-06-12, 02:54 PM	#5
Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	WTH is this?!?!? Oh the things you see on the internet..............

01-08-12, 05:39 AM	#13
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Always trying to make something out of nothing.

01-08-12, 01:10 PM	#15
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	She deserves this... http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234 And nothing more. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.