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Need a unique gift for the person who has "everything"?

How about a Fart in a Jar?

http://www.brobible.com/bronews/stor...e-jar-of-farts

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You think you got a ==== present for Christmas? Well at least you didn't get a jar of farts.

Of all the whimsical items for purchase on eBay, this is one of the stinkiest. Seller kbug1978 has a very unique product for sale, farts. It's not just farts, it's her farts in a very dainty, charming jar.

Here's the details on this precious eBay trinket:

Okay so here is the story. I joined the gym and started to eat right. Well apparently my body is not used to the "Healthy Food" that its been given and is giving me some pretty harsh smelling gas. You know the ones that kind of burn when they come out. Well, I farted by my brother and it made him literally sick. He said I should "Sell That ====" So I decided to take his word for it. I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. So if you want a REAL gag gift....this would be great! ( I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart) When you purchase the Fart In a Jar, I will also be sending a picture of myself! Thanks for looking....Have a great day.

So this girl is attempting to make some money on her colon cleanse? America, what a country! The good news is that the auction for this container of ==== wind is ongoing and you still have two days to purchase this container of rectum puff. The winning bid is merely $2.50, so if you want a jar of farts, it won't set you back a lot. No offense to this fine lady, but if this was say the ass gas of say Irina Shayk or Kate Upton, I'd imagine that the bids would be in the tens of thousands of dollars.

Think this is made up?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/REAL-Fart-Ja...item3f120f1b4e

Currently there are 13 bids already and the biding is up to $10.50

So, for that truly "Honey, you shouldn't have" gift, get your bids in soon. :up:

Will you make review of product for rest of subsim.com community? :D

Something smells fishy to me :hmmm:

WTH is this?!?!? :doh: Oh the things you see on the internet..............

How about nothing?

(Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?)

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Originally Posted by razark (Post 1816737)

How about nothing?

(Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?)

If they had nothing in stock I'd gladly order nothing, especially if the price was reasonable. I guess I'll have to settle for nothing else.

Why am I suddenly possessed by a desire to reread The Odyssee?

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1816777)

Bloody nihilist.:O:

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1816785)

Bloody nihilist.:O:

:06:

Means nothing to me. :sunny:

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1816836)

:06:

Means nothing to me. :sunny:

This possibly :hmmm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1816998)

This possibly :hmmm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

'Twas a joke. Nothing gained, nothing lost. :D

Always trying to make something out of nothing.:O:

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1817534)

Always trying to make something out of nothing.:O:

Nothing is better than something. :D

She deserves this...

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234

And nothing more.:)