Good joke

Skybird · 10-30-11, 09:59 AM

Got told this one on the phone today, I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

Two men walk through the Serengeti, when some hundred meters away a big hungry lion jumps up from behind a bush and starts running at them.
The one guy immediately wants to turn and run away in panic, but the other guy, in all calmness, sits down, opens his Rucksack, gets two jogging shoes out and starts to take them on his feet.
Asks the first guy in disbelief: "You really think you can out-run the lion just because you wear those jogging-shoes...?"
Says the other guy: "No, but I can run faster than you."

Dowly · 10-30-11, 10:03 AM

Pretty sure Sailor Steve came up with that in his teenage years, certainly been
around long enough.

Skybird · 10-30-11, 10:05 AM

Och Mensch... nee, ne?

Dowly · 10-30-11, 10:08 AM

Oon tainnu aikasemminkin mainita että en minä ymmärrä tuota polotusta.

papa_smurf · 10-30-11, 10:28 AM

You'll like this one also, wonder if Skybird has heard it?

Jimbuna · 10-30-11, 10:58 AM

One of my favourites:

Sailor Steve · 10-30-11, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Pretty sure Sailor Steve came up with that in his teenage years, certainly been
around long enough.

No, but I did hear a version of it on the first season of JAG, back in '95.

I'm wondering why it was too good for the Joke Thread.

Oberon · 10-30-11, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

One of my favourites:

Dave Allen FTW

Jimbuna · 10-30-11, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Dave Allen FTW

10-30-11, 09:59 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Good joke Got told this one on the phone today, I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Two men walk through the Serengeti, when some hundred meters away a big hungry lion jumps up from behind a bush and starts running at them. The one guy immediately wants to turn and run away in panic, but the other guy, in all calmness, sits down, opens his Rucksack, gets two jogging shoes out and starts to take them on his feet. Asks the first guy in disbelief: "You really think you can out-run the lion just because you wear those jogging-shoes...?" Says the other guy: "No, but I can run faster than you." __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

10-30-11, 10:05 AM	#3
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Och Mensch... nee, ne? __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

10-30-11, 10:28 AM	#5
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	You'll like this one also, wonder if Skybird has heard it? __________________

10-30-11, 10:58 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	One of my favourites: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-30-11, 10:03 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Pretty sure Sailor Steve came up with that in his teenage years, certainly been around long enough.

10-30-11, 10:08 AM	#4
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Oon tainnu aikasemminkin mainita että en minä ymmärrä tuota polotusta.