Good joke
 

Got told this one on the phone today, I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

Two men walk through the Serengeti, when some hundred meters away a big hungry lion jumps up from behind a bush and starts running at them.
The one guy immediately wants to turn and run away in panic, but the other guy, in all calmness, sits down, opens his Rucksack, gets two jogging shoes out and starts to take them on his feet.
Asks the first guy in disbelief: "You really think you can out-run the lion just because you wear those jogging-shoes...?"
Says the other guy: "No, but I can run faster than you."

Pretty sure Sailor Steve came up with that in his teenage years, certainly been
around long enough. :O:

Och Mensch... nee, ne? :shifty:

Oon tainnu aikasemminkin mainita että en minä ymmärrä tuota polotusta. :88)

You'll like this one also, wonder if Skybird has heard it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48aUMXifAn8

One of my favourites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsLos...eature=related

No, but I did hear a version of it on the first season of JAG, back in '95.

I'm wondering why it was too good for the Joke Thread. :O:

Dave Allen FTW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbgqtvJOJus

:up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Siz...eature=related

:O: