Something creepy in the state of Denmark

Platapus · 01-07-21, 10:09 AM

Producers in Denmark have created a cartoon marketed at 4-7 year olds.

Nothing wrong with that. I assume that they have children in Denmark that need cartooning.

This specific cartoon is called John Dillermand.

John has the worlds longest penis and his penis is prehensile and "does stuff". Here is one of the episodes.

Remember, that this is geared toward 4-7 year old children.

Diller in Danish means penis. A cartoon about a man called John penisman.

Onkel Neal · 01-07-21, 10:22 AM

Pedophiles, the next protected class.

Cybermat47 · 01-07-21, 10:25 AM

The words “children’s show” and “giant prehensile penis” should never go together...

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Pedophiles, the next protected class.

Pedos have been trying to get there by rebranding themselves as ‘MAPs’ (minor-attracted person), or claiming to be ‘trans-age’ (i.e. a 6 year old boy in a 60 year old man’s body).

Thankfully, people have seen through this disgusting nonsense, and saying that child molesters should be burnt to death is actually one of the least controversial things you can say.

mapuc · 01-07-21, 11:12 AM

The Danes a very divided in this.

I myself is saying the cartoon is funny, but the serie should be broadcasted to the grown-ups. It's not suited for children.

Markus

Platapus · 01-07-21, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

The words “children’s show” and “giant prehensile penis” should never go together...

I can go along with that. Those were phrases I never thought I would ever use together.

Jeff-Groves · 01-07-21, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

John has the worlds longest penis and his penis is prehensile and "does stuff".

If THAT does not get nominated for some kind of award at this years end?
I will be amazed!
Perhaps Longest sentence using the word Penis multiple times?
Could also be Single post with highest number of the word Penis in it. I count 4. Unless you count the video which would make it 6!

Jimbuna · 01-07-21, 01:52 PM

Thank God my system says it is blocked on copyright grounds.

Jeff-Groves · 01-07-21, 02:37 PM

Hold on. I'll rip a copy and send you a download link.

Jimbuna · 01-07-21, 02:40 PM

Don't bother!

Jeff-Groves · 01-07-21, 02:43 PM

IF it was a crazy thing for Adults to view?
It is STUPID beyond belief!
If it is in FACT for kids?
We need to hunt the creators down and deal with them.
It makes Bevis and ButtHead look like Saints!
Now I have a wide sense of humor and can laugh at a lot of stuff.
This I could not watch the whole thing it's that bad!

Platapus · 01-07-21, 04:31 PM

Check out YouTube there are some videos on this, if anyone is interested in animation of a clay man with an appendage.

Could this be Gumby in his old age? Poor Pokey.

Jeff-Groves · 01-07-21, 04:33 PM

Dude!
Just STOP IT!

Telling people to look for videos of clay people with super appendages in the naughty area?

Platapus · 01-08-21, 08:23 AM

The John Dillermand song

He was once a little green slab of clay. Dillermand!
You should see what Dillermand can do today. Dillermand!
He can walk into any book, with his prehensile penis, too.
If you've got a Diller then Dillermand's a part of you.

An entire generation of scared children.

Julhelm · 01-08-21, 08:53 AM

Not to be outdone by the danes, here on Swedish TV they aired this on the children's channel a couple years ago:

AVGWarhawk · 01-08-21, 08:58 AM

Sodom and Gomorrah. It is beyond me why some people are looking to normalize pedophilia.

01-07-21, 10:09 AM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Something creepy in the state of Denmark Producers in Denmark have created a cartoon marketed at 4-7 year olds. Nothing wrong with that. I assume that they have children in Denmark that need cartooning. This specific cartoon is called John Dillermand. John has the worlds longest penis and his penis is prehensile and "does stuff". Here is one of the episodes. Remember, that this is geared toward 4-7 year old children. Diller in Danish means penis. A cartoon about a man called John penisman. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-07-21, 01:52 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Thank God my system says it is blocked on copyright grounds. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-07-21, 02:40 PM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't bother! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-07-21, 04:31 PM	#11
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Check out YouTube there are some videos on this, if anyone is interested in animation of a clay man with an appendage. Could this be Gumby in his old age? Poor Pokey. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-08-21, 08:23 AM	#13
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The John Dillermand song He was once a little green slab of clay. Dillermand! You should see what Dillermand can do today. Dillermand! He can walk into any book, with his prehensile penis, too. If you've got a Diller then Dillermand's a part of you. An entire generation of scared children. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-07-21, 10:22 AM	#2
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Pedophiles, the next protected class.

01-07-21, 11:12 AM	#4
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	The Danes a very divided in this. I myself is saying the cartoon is funny, but the serie should be broadcasted to the grown-ups. It's not suited for children. Markus

01-07-21, 02:37 PM	#8
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Hold on. I'll rip a copy and send you a download link.

01-07-21, 02:43 PM	#10
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	IF it was a crazy thing for Adults to view? It is STUPID beyond belief! If it is in FACT for kids? We need to hunt the creators down and deal with them. It makes Bevis and ButtHead look like Saints! Now I have a wide sense of humor and can laugh at a lot of stuff. This I could not watch the whole thing it's that bad!

01-07-21, 04:33 PM	#12
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Dude! Just STOP IT! Telling people to look for videos of clay people with super appendages in the naughty area?

01-08-21, 08:53 AM	#14
Julhelm Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Icy North Posts: 693 Downloads: 189 Uploads: 0	Not to be outdone by the danes, here on Swedish TV they aired this on the children's channel a couple years ago:

01-08-21, 08:58 AM	#15
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Sodom and Gomorrah. It is beyond me why some people are looking to normalize pedophilia. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road