Russia says: No sex in Space! Honest!

Feuer Frei! · 04-25-11, 11:11 AM

Expert says Russians never, ever had sex in space
No evidence of "intercourse" or "sexual experiments"
Not sure about the US but he has heard "rumours"

RUSSIAN or Soviet cosmonauts never had sex in space in the 50 years of human exploration of the cosmos. And that's official, according to a Russian expert. As for Americans, well, you'd better ask them.

"There's no official or unofficial evidence that there were instances of sexual intercourse or the carrying out of sexual experiments in space," Valery Bogomolov, deputy director of the Moscow-based Institute of Biomedical Problems told the Interfax news agency.
"At least, in the history of Russian or Soviet space exploration this most certainly was not the case," said Bogomolov.
Rumours have persisted for years of secret Russian and American programs to test the effects of weightlessness on sex but this has always been strongly denied by both sides.
"As for American space exploration, well, I just don't have the information to categorically deny that," said Bogomolov. "There are just anecdotal rumours which are not worth trusting," he added.

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Sailor Steve · 04-25-11, 01:01 PM

Too bad. I don't see how they could resist. Maybe that's why they didn't choose me.

Betonov · 04-25-11, 02:00 PM

They're holding back, since Putin wants to be the first one

TorpX · 04-25-11, 02:09 PM

Not exactly sure what prompted this story.

........

But, I think anyone can have as much sex in space as they want......

........as long as U.S. taxpayers don't have to foot the bill.

Armistead · 04-25-11, 02:29 PM

Having sex in zero gravity, surely our congress has a 200 million dollar study on it....

kraznyi_oktjabr · 04-25-11, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Having sex in zero gravity, surely our congress has a 200 million dollar study on it....

"Senator+wife+zero-gravity=?"

Sailor Steve · 04-25-11, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

"Senator+intern+zero-gravity=?"

Fixed.

Fish In The Water · 04-25-11, 04:01 PM

No sex in space?

Then like, what's the point in going?

Platapus · 04-25-11, 04:44 PM

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

Bakkels · 04-25-11, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

You ARE aware of the fact that for example in prison, people have sex too? Well, I guess in space they wouldn't have to worry about dropping their soap

TLAM Strike · 04-25-11, 05:49 PM

There were two American astronauts who got married before their mission. It was too late for NASA to swap them for their alternates so they went up even though NASA has a policy against such a thing. If anyone bumped uglies in freefall its them I bet.

nikimcbee · 04-25-11, 06:01 PM

I did not have relations on that ship, Miss Lewinski.

You know when there is a press report denying something....

argh, there be monkey business goin' on, on this ship....arrrrrgh.

Anthony W. · 04-25-11, 06:06 PM

My question is - if you're spending MONTHS in space with a woman - how could you NOT get lonely? Lol

nikimcbee · 04-25-11, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony W.

My question is - if you're spending MONTHS in space with a woman - how could you NOT get lonely? Lol

she would ruin it!

Fish In The Water · 04-25-11, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

she would ruin it!

Yah, I think I'd be looking for the escape hatch!

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Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Russia says: No sex in Space! Honest! Expert says Russians never, ever had sex in space No evidence of "intercourse" or "sexual experiments" Not sure about the US but he has heard "rumours" RUSSIAN or Soviet cosmonauts never had sex in space in the 50 years of human exploration of the cosmos. And that's official, according to a Russian expert. As for Americans, well, you'd better ask them. "There's no official or unofficial evidence that there were instances of sexual intercourse or the carrying out of sexual experiments in space," Valery Bogomolov, deputy director of the Moscow-based Institute of Biomedical Problems told the Interfax news agency. "At least, in the history of Russian or Soviet space exploration this most certainly was not the case," said Bogomolov. Rumours have persisted for years of secret Russian and American programs to test the effects of weightlessness on sex but this has always been strongly denied by both sides. "As for American space exploration, well, I just don't have the information to categorically deny that," said Bogomolov. "There are just anecdotal rumours which are not worth trusting," he added. SOURCE __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Too bad. I don't see how they could resist. Maybe that's why they didn't choose me. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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TorpX Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 3,975 Downloads: 153 Uploads: 11	Not exactly sure what prompted this story. ........ But, I think anyone can have as much sex in space as they want...... ........as long as U.S. taxpayers don't have to foot the bill.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities. Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997 There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space. The United States has had 43 women in space. So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American. "you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	There were two American astronauts who got married before their mission. It was too late for NASA to swap them for their alternates so they went up even though NASA has a policy against such a thing. If anyone bumped uglies in freefall its them I bet. __________________

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