News of the World on eBay

STEED · 07-10-11, 05:50 AM

So anyone going to bid for the last ever edition of News of the World for £5000 + £1.95 p&p.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/News-World-NOT...item4cf881b0eb

Too Much?

OK check the list out.

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/i.html?_trkpa...&_sop=16&_sc=1

07-10-11, 06:24 AM

oh yeah, my toilet roll just ran out

STEED · 07-10-11, 07:22 AM

I've bet that's jim trying to sell a copy for £5000 and has the bare face cheek to charge for postage and packaging £1.95.

papa_smurf · 07-10-11, 09:10 AM

Too expensive to be used a toilet paper, or bedding for animals

papa_smurf · 07-10-11, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

I've bet that's jim trying to sell a copy for £5000 and has the bare face cheek to charge for postage and packaging £1.95.

Thats Northerners for you

Jimbuna · 07-10-11, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

I've bet that's jim trying to sell a copy for £5000 and has the bare face cheek to charge for postage and packaging £1.95.

Quote:

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Thats Northerners for you

I see 6 people have actually placed bids up to £26

Either of you can have my copy p&p free

Feuer Frei! · 07-10-11, 09:51 AM

Too expensive for toilet paper i hear you say?
Meh, just laminate it, endless suply, just wash and wipe!
You can also use it in your lounge room floor, when the dog has worms! Protects your investment.

BossMark · 07-10-11, 01:14 PM

Would not have the rotten lousy rag given even if I was short on toilet paper

Gerald · 07-10-11, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I see 6 people have actually placed bids up to £26

Either of you can have my copy p&p free

My bid is a (one) beer with percentage 11.6

Jimbuna · 07-10-11, 02:35 PM

Your probably drunk

Gerald · 07-10-11, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Your probably drunk

Not at all ... I drive a car now, and also, I put an offer that fits your taste,

Jimbuna · 07-10-11, 02:42 PM

Today's front page of the final News of the World reads: "Thank you and goodbye."

Rubbish. I'd have gone with: "You have no new messages."

I forgot the password to my phone the other day and asked my mate what to do, his reply was "Just ask News of the World"

News of the World journalists have said that they have made today's edition of the paper the best in its long history.

Although personally I think next week's will be better.

Free in today's News of the World - a copy of your own phone bill.

STEED · 07-10-11, 02:48 PM

I would not dare use it as toilet paper, I don't want to catch some filthy dirty disease off that maggot riddled slug slime sludge that was dredged up from the bottom of the ocean.

BossMark · 07-10-11, 02:49 PM

I would like to use Murdoch, Cameron and Brooks as toilet paper

Jimbuna · 07-10-11, 03:17 PM

Only Brooks has a thick enough pelt and I could think of better uses to put that to

07-10-11, 05:50 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	News of the World on eBay So anyone going to bid for the last ever edition of News of the World for £5000 + £1.95 p&p. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/News-World-NOT...item4cf881b0eb Too Much? OK check the list out. http://shop.ebay.co.uk/i.html?_trkpa...&_sop=16&_sc=1 __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-10-11, 07:22 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I've bet that's jim trying to sell a copy for £5000 and has the bare face cheek to charge for postage and packaging £1.95. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-10-11, 09:10 AM	#4
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Too expensive to be used a toilet paper, or bedding for animals __________________

07-10-11, 09:51 AM	#7
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Too expensive for toilet paper i hear you say? Meh, just laminate it, endless suply, just wash and wipe! You can also use it in your lounge room floor, when the dog has worms! Protects your investment. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

07-10-11, 01:14 PM	#8
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Would not have the rotten lousy rag given even if I was short on toilet paper __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-10-11, 06:24 AM	#2
sidslotm Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	oh yeah, my toilet roll just ran out

07-10-11, 02:35 PM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Your probably drunk __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-10-11, 02:42 PM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Today's front page of the final News of the World reads: "Thank you and goodbye." Rubbish. I'd have gone with: "You have no new messages." I forgot the password to my phone the other day and asked my mate what to do, his reply was "Just ask News of the World" News of the World journalists have said that they have made today's edition of the paper the best in its long history. Although personally I think next week's will be better. Free in today's News of the World - a copy of your own phone bill. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-10-11, 02:48 PM	#13
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I would not dare use it as toilet paper, I don't want to catch some filthy dirty disease off that maggot riddled slug slime sludge that was dredged up from the bottom of the ocean. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-10-11, 02:49 PM	#14
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	I would like to use Murdoch, Cameron and Brooks as toilet paper __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-10-11, 03:17 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Only Brooks has a thick enough pelt and I could think of better uses to put that to __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!