News of the World on eBay
 

So anyone going to bid for the last ever edition of News of the World for £5000 + £1.95 p&p.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/News-World-NOT...item4cf881b0eb

Too Much?

OK check the list out.

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/i.html?_trkpa...&_sop=16&_sc=1

oh yeah, my toilet roll just ran out

I've bet that's jim trying to sell a copy for £5000 and has the bare face cheek to charge for postage and packaging £1.95. :haha:

Too expensive to be used a toilet paper, or bedding for animals:haha:

Thats Northerners for you:D

I see 6 people have actually placed bids up to £26 :o

Either of you can have my copy p&p free :DL

Too expensive for toilet paper i hear you say?
Meh, just laminate it, endless suply, just wash and wipe!
You can also use it in your lounge room floor, when the dog has worms! Protects your investment.

Would not have the rotten lousy rag given even if I was short on toilet paper

My bid is a (one) beer with percentage 11.6 :DL

Your probably drunk :|\\

Not at all ... I drive a car now, and also, I put an offer that fits your taste, :DL

Today's front page of the final News of the World reads: "Thank you and goodbye."

Rubbish. I'd have gone with: "You have no new messages."



I forgot the password to my phone the other day and asked my mate what to do, his reply was "Just ask News of the World"



News of the World journalists have said that they have made today's edition of the paper the best in its long history.

Although personally I think next week's will be better.



Free in today's News of the World - a copy of your own phone bill.

I would not dare use it as toilet paper, I don't want to catch some filthy dirty disease off that maggot riddled slug slime sludge that was dredged up from the bottom of the ocean.

I would like to use Murdoch, Cameron and Brooks as toilet paper

Only Brooks has a thick enough pelt and I could think of better uses to put that to :yep: