Errm, too much friction maybe?

Feuer Frei! · 04-15-11, 06:46 AM

A MAN caught fire Wednesday evening inside a San Francisco porn store and was fighting for his life in the hospital after suffering third-degree burns, KCBS-TV reported. Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted.
The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.
"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.
Firefighters, who luckily were only about a block away on an unrelated call, raced to the scene and doused the flames.

Joke aside, hope he'll be ok.

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mookiemookie · 04-15-11, 06:49 AM

Dowly · 04-15-11, 06:50 AM

Baby oil. Use it.

Torplexed · 04-15-11, 07:00 AM

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The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.
"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.

Sounds like we located the drummer for Spinal Tap!

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Baby oil. Use it.

Baby oil. Suitable for use in places babies come from. Like orphanages.

edit- and nurseries.

Dowly · 04-15-11, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Baby oil. Suitable for use in places babies come from. Like orphanages.

edit- and nurseries.

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 07:11 AM

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Bottles of baby oil?

August · 04-15-11, 07:15 AM

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Bottles of baby oil?

OMG you put a baby in a bottle?

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 07:35 AM

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OMG you put a baby in a bottle?

What? You have a better idea for a place from which they might be squeezed out?

frau kaleun · 04-15-11, 07:59 AM

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What? You have a better idea for a place from which they might be squeezed out?

I can think of at least one.

August · 04-15-11, 09:05 AM

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I can think of at least one.

Yeah but re-usability is limited.

frau kaleun · 04-15-11, 09:20 AM

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Yeah but re-usability is limited.

Tell that to Michelle Duggar.

August · 04-15-11, 09:28 AM

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Tell that to Michelle Duggar.

I once made a disposable razor last for almost an entire year. That doesn't mean it still worked very well afterwards!

frau kaleun · 04-15-11, 09:44 AM

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I once made a disposable razor last for almost an entire year. That doesn't mean it still worked very well afterwards!

My feelings on the matter are divided. I support any woman's right to have or not have as many children as she wants and is able to conceive, assuming they can be provided for in a responsible fashion. On the other hand, there are many cases where I feel the "desire" to continue having one after the other to infinity and beyond is the result of a ludicrous and harmful ideology which to some extent has limited the individual's ability to successfully exercise "free will" in any meaningful way.

And on the other other hand...

AVGWarhawk · 04-15-11, 10:05 AM

I think the Dugger woman has some sort of odd fetish. But that is just me.

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