Errm, too much friction maybe?
 

A MAN caught fire Wednesday evening inside a San Francisco porn store and was fighting for his life in the hospital after suffering third-degree burns, KCBS-TV reported. Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted.
The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.
"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.
Firefighters, who luckily were only about a block away on an unrelated call, raced to the scene and doused the flames.

Joke aside, hope he'll be ok.


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Baby oil. Use it.

Sounds like we located the drummer for Spinal Tap! :rock:

Baby oil. Suitable for use in places babies come from. Like orphanages.

edit- and nurseries.

:hmmm:
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Bottles of baby oil?

OMG you put a baby in a bottle? :o

What? You have a better idea for a place from which they might be squeezed out?

I can think of at least one. :shifty:

Yeah but re-usability is limited.

Tell that to Michelle Duggar. :O:

:DL

I once made a disposable razor last for almost an entire year. That doesn't mean it still worked very well afterwards! :D

My feelings on the matter are divided. I support any woman's right to have or not have as many children as she wants and is able to conceive, assuming they can be provided for in a responsible fashion. On the other hand, there are many cases where I feel the "desire" to continue having one after the other to infinity and beyond is the result of a ludicrous and harmful ideology which to some extent has limited the individual's ability to successfully exercise "free will" in any meaningful way.

And on the other other hand...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/24...664e6841fa.jpg

I think the Dugger woman has some sort of odd fetish. But that is just me. :DL