The "life is too short!" thread

GoldenRivet · 04-05-11, 12:49 PM

how this works; just name something that life is too short for: I'll start...

Life is too short for watered down coffee!

Sailor Steve · 04-05-11, 12:50 PM

Life is too short for useless "Life is too short" threads.

C'mon, you had to see that one coming.

GoldenRivet · 04-05-11, 12:53 PM

glad we got that out of the way early.

Life is too short for cheap toilet paper!

Freiwillige · 04-05-11, 01:12 PM

Life is too short for rudeness and impatience!

flatsixes · 04-05-11, 01:18 PM

Life is too short for...

Power Point.

Betonov · 04-05-11, 01:20 PM

Life's too short for being an unemployed student saving every cent to buy himself some coffee instead taking his girfriend for a summer seaside vacation

Sledgehammer427 · 04-05-11, 01:27 PM

life is too short for me to be single for any amount of time!

had to be a bit selfish.

uhm

its also too short to waste on waiting for the neighbors to stop using the water so you can take a shower!

Penguin · 04-05-11, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freiwillige

Life is too short for rudeness and impatience!

Life's too short for being patient and friendly with people who steal my time, in lines, traffic jams, phone waiting loops and especially at government agencies!

Schroeder · 04-05-11, 01:45 PM

Life is too short to have insurance representatives at your home.

Tchocky · 04-05-11, 01:49 PM

Life is too short to have Torplexed and Drebbel back.

Hang on, which thread am I replying to??

Feuer Frei! · 04-05-11, 06:47 PM

Life is too short to wake up in the mornings with regrets. So love the ones who treat you right, forget the ones who don’t.

vienna · 04-05-11, 06:57 PM

Life is too short not to quote Laurel and Hardy:

Ollie: There's no used getting excited. You're making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Stanley: Certainly, life isn't short enough.

(Sons of the Desert, 1933)

04-05-11, 07:02 PM

Life is to short to post in this thread.
DAMNIT!

CCIP · 04-05-11, 07:05 PM

Life is too sho

Morts · 04-05-11, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCIP

Life is too sho

04-05-11, 12:49 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	The "life is too short!" thread how this works; just name something that life is too short for: I'll start... Life is too short for watered down coffee! __________________

04-05-11, 12:50 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Life is too short for useless "Life is too short" threads. C'mon, you had to see that one coming. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-05-11, 12:53 PM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	glad we got that out of the way early. Life is too short for cheap toilet paper! __________________

04-05-11, 01:27 PM	#7
Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,908 Downloads: 287 Uploads: 0	life is too short for me to be single for any amount of time! had to be a bit selfish. uhm its also too short to waste on waiting for the neighbors to stop using the water so you can take a shower! __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

04-05-11, 01:45 PM	#9
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Life is too short to have insurance representatives at your home. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

04-05-11, 01:12 PM	#4
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Life is too short for rudeness and impatience!

04-05-11, 01:18 PM	#5
flatsixes Weps Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 362 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Life is too short for... Power Point.

04-05-11, 01:20 PM	#6
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Life's too short for being an unemployed student saving every cent to buy himself some coffee instead taking his girfriend for a summer seaside vacation

04-05-11, 01:49 PM	#10
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Life is too short to have Torplexed and Drebbel back. Hang on, which thread am I replying to?? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

04-05-11, 06:47 PM	#11
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Life is too short to wake up in the mornings with regrets. So love the ones who treat you right, forget the ones who don’t. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

04-05-11, 06:57 PM	#12
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Life is too short not to quote Laurel and Hardy: Ollie: There's no used getting excited. You're making a mountain out of a mole hill. Stanley: Certainly, life isn't short enough. (Sons of the Desert, 1933)

04-05-11, 07:02 PM	#13
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Life is to short to post in this thread. DAMNIT!

04-05-11, 07:05 PM	#14
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Life is too sho __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)