The "life is too short!" thread
 

how this works; just name something that life is too short for: I'll start...



Life is too short for watered down coffee!

Life is too short for useless "Life is too short" threads.









C'mon, you had to see that one coming.
:rotfl2:

glad we got that out of the way early.


Life is too short for cheap toilet paper!

Life is too short for rudeness and impatience!

Life is too short for...

Power Point.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/files.poster...tu2zFag9E6c%3D

Life's too short for being an unemployed student saving every cent to buy himself some coffee instead taking his girfriend for a summer seaside vacation :cry:

life is too short for me to be single for any amount of time!

had to be a bit selfish. :yeah:

uhm

its also too short to waste on waiting for the neighbors to stop using the water so you can take a shower!

Life's too short for being patient and friendly with people who steal my time, in lines, traffic jams, phone waiting loops and especially at government agencies! :know:

Life is too short to have insurance representatives at your home.:-?

Life is too short to have Torplexed and Drebbel back.



Hang on, which thread am I replying to??

Life is too short to wake up in the mornings with regrets. So love the ones who treat you right, forget the ones who don’t.

Life is too short not to quote Laurel and Hardy:

Ollie: There's no used getting excited. You're making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Stanley: Certainly, life isn't short enough.


(Sons of the Desert, 1933)

Life is to short to post in this thread.
DAMNIT!
:nope:

Life is too sho