Dentist pulls out all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after split

vienna · 05-01-12, 12:31 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...210829769.html

Wouldn't it have been easier just to boil a bunny?...

(It's a joke, PETA, it's a joke...)...

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Krauter · 05-01-12, 01:19 PM

I don't know who is the dumbest person here... The guy who went to his ex for a check up, or the girl that wasted a ton of money, school and a career getting back at an ex.

antikristuseke · 05-01-12, 01:21 PM

The fact that the guys current girl left him because he has no teeth made the evil bastard in me laugh though.

vienna · 05-01-12, 01:27 PM

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Mackowiak is currently being investigated for medical malpractice.

Let's see..

We have a toothless guy, a dentist who admits pulling all the teeth, hmm...yeah we need more investiagation, there may be some doubt, here...

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BossMark · 05-01-12, 01:27 PM

Sorry but

going to your ex for check up

vienna · 05-01-12, 01:30 PM

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Sorry but

going to your ex for check up

Yes, imagine if she had been some other sort of doctor, say, a proctologist or a urologist...

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August · 05-01-12, 01:49 PM

Hard to believe that any sane person would have figured this wouldn't turn out badly. When I was dating most of my breakups were amicable enough but no way would I ever trust one of them to work on my teeth or anything else of mine.

RickC Sniper · 05-01-12, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

The fact that the guys current girl left him because he has no teeth made the evil bastard in me laugh though.

Osmium Steele · 05-01-12, 02:14 PM

"You can't afford it? Yeah Dr. Finklestein is way too expensive. Don't worry, babe. I'll do it for free, for old times sake."

"Ok now, just breathe deep..."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Jimbuna · 05-01-12, 02:32 PM

LOL

Platapus · 05-01-12, 05:51 PM

Could have been worse. He could have dated his proctologist.

CaptainHaplo · 05-01-12, 06:39 PM

Now see if the dentist had been a man - he would have simply made her more popular with a large percentage of men in West Virginia....

Reece · 05-01-12, 07:12 PM

Well I personally hope they take away her practice! In a break up one will always feel hurt, that's life!

Osmium Steele · 05-09-12, 11:20 AM

Bummer. It was too good to be true...

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STEED · 05-09-12, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Osmium Steele

Bummer. It was too good to be true...

SOURCE

And the morrow of the story is don't believe everything you read.

Next up my Uncle had all his teeth removed!

True story he did, he had it done just before dental charges came in the UK some years ago. He has never looked back.

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hard to believe that any sane person would have figured this wouldn't turn out badly. When I was dating most of my breakups were amicable enough but no way would I ever trust one of them to work on my teeth or anything else of mine. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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Osmium Steele Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upper midwest USA Posts: 1,101 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	"You can't afford it? Yeah Dr. Finklestein is way too expensive. Don't worry, babe. I'll do it for free, for old times sake." "Ok now, just breathe deep..." MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! __________________ In the month of July of the year 1348, between the feasts of St. Benedict and of St. Swithin, a strange thing came upon England... My U297 build thread

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	The fact that the guys current girl left him because he has no teeth made the evil bastard in me laugh though.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Could have been worse. He could have dated his proctologist. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Now see if the dentist had been a man - he would have simply made her more popular with a large percentage of men in West Virginia.... __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Well I personally hope they take away her practice! In a break up one will always feel hurt, that's life! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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Osmium Steele Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upper midwest USA Posts: 1,101 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Bummer. It was too good to be true... SOURCE __________________ In the month of July of the year 1348, between the feasts of St. Benedict and of St. Swithin, a strange thing came upon England... My U297 build thread