TSA agent caught wanking...

SteamWake · 11-23-10, 10:29 AM

Oh god I can only hope this story is hyperbole...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Daily Squib

Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

TLAM Strike · 11-23-10, 10:32 AM

Must cross post this link...

Herr-Berbunch · 11-23-10, 10:40 AM

Or this one...

razark · 11-23-10, 12:41 PM

Or this:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/scanner.asp

11-23-10, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Oh god I can only hope this story is hyperbole...

If it wasn't just imagine the boost in sales from east coast elite liberal sexual deviants

http://dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2536

pledge takers against sex denied entry for denying entry
http://dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2521

The satirists are having a field day with the much hyped TSA non story that the loony fringe are making a national meal of

SteamWake · 11-23-10, 01:28 PM

These storys do seem hyperinflated and all up in your face. Those incidents that do make the news are over the top tabloid type incidents. Frisking half naked young boys, babbys in their carriges, Nuns, urine bladder bursting, good looking women with a TSA agent hands on her breasts. This is the stuff the National Enquire froths at the mouth over. The rest of the media enjoys it as well.

I will agree with Limbaugh here (yes I know your all shocked) in that it is all in an effort to get you to use the scanners as the lesser of two invasive procedures.

About the pecunairy interists in those scanners is another topic but one you may wish to look into to get an idea of the players here. So get out your led foil hats

Anyhow personally I would choose the scanner because I dont really care if my tiny shriveled junk and beer belly are scrutinized. Anyone 'turned on' by such an image really needs to seek help. If I was some supermodel or athlete I would be apprehensive to say the least.

Furthermore I will choose the scanner as I do not fly often. But I do understand those whom fly often holding concerns over repeated exposure. There is a reason the dental technician places a led 'vest' on you and then stands on the other side of a led wall when they take your xrays.

I'm just thinking a little common sense and some 'gasp' profiling would go an awful long ways.

As I said before why inconvience or 'offend' a few when we can inconvience and offend everyone.

TLAM Strike · 11-24-10, 11:33 AM

TSA Bumper Sticker idea from Strategy Page

McBeck · 11-24-10, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

TSA Bumper Sticker idea from Strategy Page

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11-23-10, 01:28 PM	#6
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	These storys do seem hyperinflated and all up in your face. Those incidents that do make the news are over the top tabloid type incidents. Frisking half naked young boys, babbys in their carriges, Nuns, urine bladder bursting, good looking women with a TSA agent hands on her breasts. This is the stuff the National Enquire froths at the mouth over. The rest of the media enjoys it as well. I will agree with Limbaugh here (yes I know your all shocked) in that it is all in an effort to get you to use the scanners as the lesser of two invasive procedures. About the pecunairy interists in those scanners is another topic but one you may wish to look into to get an idea of the players here. So get out your led foil hats Anyhow personally I would choose the scanner because I dont really care if my tiny shriveled junk and beer belly are scrutinized. Anyone 'turned on' by such an image really needs to seek help. If I was some supermodel or athlete I would be apprehensive to say the least. Furthermore I will choose the scanner as I do not fly often. But I do understand those whom fly often holding concerns over repeated exposure. There is a reason the dental technician places a led 'vest' on you and then stands on the other side of a led wall when they take your xrays. I'm just thinking a little common sense and some 'gasp' profiling would go an awful long ways. As I said before why inconvience or 'offend' a few when we can inconvience and offend everyone. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

11-24-10, 11:33 AM	#7
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