A Muslim dies and finds himself before....

kiwi_2005 · 09-28-10, 07:21 PM

the Pearly Gates..
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet
Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder
and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another
man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath
from all his climbing.

"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"

"Yes, please, my Lord."

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Hey Mohammed, two coffees !!!!"

FIREWALL · 09-28-10, 07:39 PM

:ha r:

CaptainMattJ. · 09-28-10, 08:39 PM

bookworm_020 · 09-28-10, 11:44 PM

Love it!

ETR3(SS) · 09-29-10, 12:15 AM

09-29-10, 12:47 AM

OK Kiwi, get ready for the super PC police, under secret laws written by despearados in vietnam you will find, if you can find them the wriings of the special poeple which will if you read them upside down on a wet wednesday when the moon is purple and the swallows fly north for winter explain the global conspiracy

09-29-10, 07:22 AM

Just make sure you stay anonymous for your own safety, after this type of jokes towards religion of "peace". Insulting this pedofile its a death penalty according to Islamic law

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mookiemookie · 09-29-10, 08:20 AM

"DEATH TO KIWI_2005!!!!"

Legionary74 · 09-29-10, 03:05 PM

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JU_88 · 09-29-10, 06:40 PM

lol.
Possibly the only Islam thread on GT that is actually worth reading

Jimbuna · 09-30-10, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JU_88

lol.
Possibly the only Islam thread on GT that is actually worth reading

Aye...nice one kiwi

Betonov · 10-02-10, 02:58 AM

I love it, going to tell it to my muslim friends

unlike the arabs, the bosnians have a sense of humor and I'm only going to be hit with a joke about slovenians

09-28-10, 07:21 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	A Muslim dies and finds himself before.... the Pearly Gates.. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. "Are you Mohammed?" he asks. "No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still." Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up." Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: "Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. "No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?" "Yes, please, my Lord." God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Hey Mohammed, two coffees !!!!" __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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09-29-10, 07:22 AM	#7
Dimitrius07 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Just make sure you stay anonymous for your own safety, after this type of jokes towards religion of "peace". Insulting this pedofile its a death penalty according to Islamic law .

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09-29-10, 06:40 PM	#10
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	lol. Possibly the only Islam thread on GT that is actually worth reading

10-02-10, 02:58 AM	#12
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	I love it, going to tell it to my muslim friends unlike the arabs, the bosnians have a sense of humor and I'm only going to be hit with a joke about slovenians