A Muslim dies and finds himself before....
 

the Pearly Gates..
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet
Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder
and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another
man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath
from all his climbing.

"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"

"Yes, please, my Lord."

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Hey Mohammed, two coffees !!!!"

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Love it!

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OK Kiwi, get ready for the super PC police, under secret laws written by despearados in vietnam you will find, if you can find them the wriings of the special poeple which will if you read them upside down on a wet wednesday when the moon is purple and the swallows fly north for winter explain the global conspiracy

Just make sure you stay anonymous for your own safety, after this type of jokes towards religion of "peace". Insulting this pedofile its a death penalty according to Islamic law :dead:.

Good one Kiwi. :up:

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:haha: lol.
Possibly the only Islam thread on GT that is actually worth reading :D

Aye...nice one kiwi :DL

I love it, going to tell it to my muslim friends :D

unlike the arabs, the bosnians have a sense of humor and I'm only going to be hit with a joke about slovenians

Yeah most of the muslims I know are Turks, they would find this joke funny too :)
Anyone who cant take the piss out of themselves once in a while just needs a slap upside the head!

Hey we must hate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6pqH...eature=related