Here they are... Obama Jokes LOL

GoldenRivet · 05-07-10, 02:11 PM

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America

UnderseaLcpl · 05-07-10, 02:22 PM

Did somebody post this before? It looks familiar.

I don't have any funny jokes, just this picture:

Schroeder · 05-07-10, 02:25 PM

GR's last one is definitely older than the Obama administration.

AVGWarhawk · 05-07-10, 02:27 PM

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Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

That's funny right there I don't care who you are...

Chad · 05-07-10, 02:34 PM

The longer he stays in office, the more and more people are becoming upset with Obama.

I was on facebook today and a kid I went to high school with who was a HUGE Obama fanatic fanboi while running for office, now has a countdown till Obama is out of office.

And how come Obama doesn't pass Firefox's spellcheck. Every time I say Obama a red squiggly line comes underneath it

Weiss Pinguin · 05-07-10, 02:36 PM

LOL @ Obama Value meal

UnderseaLcpl · 05-07-10, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

And how come Obama doesn't pass Firefox's spellcheck. Every time I say Obama a red squiggly line comes underneath it

Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.

Weiss Pinguin · 05-07-10, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.

Chad · 05-07-10, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.

That was a good one haha

Can't believe you said that

UnderseaLcpl · 05-07-10, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

Can't believe you said that

Weiss Pinguin · 05-07-10, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

That was a good one haha

Can't believe you said that

Gotta watch them Marine types

SteamWake · 05-07-10, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

That's funny right there I don't care who you are...

It was

GoldenRivet · 05-07-10, 05:14 PM

Lol these arent mine i ripped them off some other forum, but they are good for a chuckle

and most of them are easily applied to nearly any president

nikimcbee · 05-09-10, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Did somebody post this before? It looks familiar.

I don't have any funny jokes, just this picture:

Skybird · 05-09-10, 10:20 AM

"Big welcome at the Gulf of Mexico"

05-07-10, 02:11 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Here they are... Obama Jokes LOL Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America __________________

05-07-10, 02:22 PM	#2
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Did somebody post this before? It looks familiar. I don't have any funny jokes, just this picture: __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

05-07-10, 02:25 PM	#3
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	GR's last one is definitely older than the Obama administration. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

05-07-10, 02:34 PM	#5
Chad ACE Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,274 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	The longer he stays in office, the more and more people are becoming upset with Obama. I was on facebook today and a kid I went to high school with who was a HUGE Obama fanatic fanboi while running for office, now has a countdown till Obama is out of office. And how come Obama doesn't pass Firefox's spellcheck. Every time I say Obama a red squiggly line comes underneath it __________________

05-07-10, 02:36 PM	#6
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	LOL @ Obama Value meal __________________

05-07-10, 05:14 PM	#13
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Lol these arent mine i ripped them off some other forum, but they are good for a chuckle and most of them are easily applied to nearly any president __________________

05-09-10, 10:20 AM	#15
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	"Big welcome at the Gulf of Mexico" __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.