You're invited to the Chateau Dardinac

[Brag]

BDU has leased Chateau Dardinac located 20kms from the Keremel docks. This is a nice, secluded palatial manor house where Kriegsmarine officers can relax without shocking the local population.

After two patrols to the other side of the Atlantic, the officers and commander of U-67 invite you to a quiet, subdued, very proper party where the famous herring salad will be served.

Mme. Lulu has promised well mannered, quiet and shy girls to add class to this party.

[GoldenRivet]

Kaleun Brag,

Your parties are always the best! I would delited to attend, you captivated the attention of the officers and crew of U-45 the moment you made mention of "well mannered, quiet and shy girls to add class to this party."

It's just ashamed that the Kriegsmarine's finest will have to be the ones to ruin such poised young ladies!



PS. my Chief promises that his behavior will be more in tune with an officer of the kriegsmarine this time around, and that he will NOT be chasing any portly nude french girls through the middle of your knight's cross toast again!

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

From: U-124
To: U-67

when is this party Herr Brag ?

right now im chasing a few brits near america
i shal be there in about a week.

my crew (without bernard) is planning somthing for you. unfortunatly i have no idea what.

keep one of these shy girls for me eh


Mohr.

[Reece]

I'll accept the invitation, I'm on my 14th patrol (U-52) & need a break! Is Thomson going to be there? Wouldn't be the same without him!

[headcase]

Although we are grateful for your kind invtation, my crew and I will not be able to attend and send our regrets. We must head back out to sea to avoid being questioned about a not so sedate soiree. Just this once it may be best to leave port at Flank.

[Canovaro]

The crew of U-48 will gladly attend your elegant party.

[Brag]

Of Course Thompsen will be there! He's been practicing with a bottle of cognac. Oops gotta run. The beer truck has arrived. Someone left a bunch of cases of Scharlahsberg in the middle of the driveway. A busload of girls from the Moulin Rouge can't get in, either. These preparations are like dancing practice with Black Swans.

[danurve]

Decoded something about girls, alcohol ..

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Brag... i found out what the crew is doing...
they'r making a big pie for you with a KC sign on it

i can assure you... bernard didnt helped with it

[Schöneboom]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

he will NOT be chasing any portly nude french girls through the middle of your knight's cross toast again!

What, you mean that's not the standard procedure??

[azn_132]

Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

Brag... i found out what the crew is doing...
they'r making a big pie for you with a KC sign on it

i can assure you... bernard didnt helped with it

Wat fava is the pie huh?:hmm:

[Brag]

The sun is setting, gates are open. The orchestra is tuning up and gave a good rendition of Adieu Mein Kleiner Ofizier. Now they are banging away on the drums for a spirited rendition of Erika. Of course, they are good at Glen Miller tunes, too.

A lavish buffet is set up and ready. Barmen are at battle stations. Moulin Rouge girls are feathering up for the show in the ballroom.

Down the road, I hear the bus full of rowdies making more noise than a sinking tanker. Singing All Over The Place (U-67's good luck song).

I button my jacket as girls rush out of the Chateau to greet the bus.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

meanwhile U-124 docks at its home base St. Nazaire and the men rush towards 3 trucks

"Nah meine hern. wirden wir unseren freund Brag mal Überraschen mit den torte ?"
"JAWOL HERR KALEUN!"

after i kicked bernard out of a truck and order him to clean the docks we set of to the party

all in our Kriegsmarine uniforms we head to the Chateau
having all out medals pinned up and havnt shaved ourselves after a 2 weeks patrol

[S Rafty]

From: U-46
To: U-67

Kindest respects but we are currently about to wake the Brits up. If you can't see the fire works from accross the channel then you have my apologies!

==========


Rafty folds the paper and hands it back to radio operator.

"You should of given me this sooner Bahn"

"Ja HerrKaleun"

"Make sure its sent as soon as we surface"

Rafty sighed and turned around to catch his weapons officer shaking his head smiling.

"Herr Kaleun?" He said inquistivly,

Rafty nodded and put his eye to the periscope and raised it slightly. The sea water came away from the picture and there was the Small Tanker sitting alongside. To her right was a destroyer with its searching lights trying to pick out any sign of an intruder.

Rafty held out his hand. A second later a cold round object was placed in his palm. He clutched it and put his thumb on the start button for the stop watch.

He breathed in...

"Feur Eins!"

[Brag]

Music is playing.
"Welcome, you crazies of U-124 that torte looks very good. Thank you!"
The doors fly open. GoldenRivet, Shoneboom, Reece, Headcase, Canovaro and Danurve, burst into the scene.
"Ach, meine freunde!" Thompsen shouts. He sings God Shave the King.
"Help yourselves,Chaps! The Milch Cow barmen are positioned and standing by to resuply you."
Where in the hell is Steed?
"Guys, look for steed, he could be planting a bomb."
The orchestra plays It's Long Way to Tipperary.
Where is Fogh? Hopefully not with Steed planting bombs.
Here Comes BBW, Is he going to win the wiggle waggle dance contest again?
The quiet, shy girls look in wonder at the constellation of dashing U-boat men.
Someone yells, "Wasserbomben" and gets his head dunked into the punch bowll.

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