Describe your dream cellphone criteria

Castout · 01-02-10, 11:15 PM

I can't help but to wish that my would be cellphone would need only very rare recharge and be able to be recharged while still more than 70 percent full without depleting the future capacity of the battery. I also wish that the cellphone be able to recharge itself automatically through light, heat(inc body heat), cold, sound waves and any radiation sources. The ideal one would need no manual recharge at all. Perhaps a bio-cell battery could answer this.

I also wish it could withstand being dropped from the 6th floor without any damage whatsoever and be able to withstand a minimum 10 m of water even boiling water and water below freezing temperature say -30 Celcius.
It also has to be able to withstand from being ran over by an 18 wheelers without even a scratch.

It also has to have a memory of at least a terabyte(bio cell memory comes into mind)

And it has to look slim, smart and neat. Nothing over.

Any recommendation? I think I may have to wait for at least another 3 decades....

Anyway what's your criteria for your ideal cellphone?

SteamWake · 01-02-10, 11:37 PM

Wut in the hell do you need a terrabyte of memory in a cell phone for.

Castout · 01-03-10, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

Wut in the hell do you need a terrabyte of memory in a cell phone for.

I've got plenty of enemies to keep track of

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Well it was an exaggeration to the point of no restraint in memory. I was saying that my criteria are:
Strong, robust, reliable, no restraint in battery power or abundance in battery power, no restraint in memory(abundance of memory). E52 comes into the picture but I think I'll wait a couple of months until the price go down a little bit. Now it costs a tiny bit more than the E71 without much of the features(which I won't be needing anyway). But still would be nice to have a cellphone that doesn't require charging.

Buddahaid · 01-03-10, 01:54 AM

Makes calls when I want to and never rings.

Lt.Fillipidis · 01-03-10, 01:58 AM

My dream cell phone would auto-decline calls from my girlfriend when i want to and would find good excuses for everything i do wrong!

XabbaRus · 01-03-10, 03:38 AM

My ideal mobile phone would first of all be the size of a mosquito's balls.

The smaller the better. However it would have a touch sensitive screen upon which to view the football or any other popular sport, in HD.

Next it would have a gazillion pixel camera with a bunch of completely useless functions because it would have a tiny lens.

Lastly of all it would be accompanied with a slick ad campaign on the television advertising an online tools store to download with the tagline "Be a smug bast@rd today".

Skybird · 01-03-10, 04:15 AM

It has no ring tone, and no loud speaker. Doesn't need batteries, but has a politically correct inflatable 30x30 cm solar panel, and keeps my number hidden from everybody. Big F.U.-button for emergencies. Vibration alarm gets upgraded with electrocution-automatic against theft. For easier handling, all the many buttons get replaced with just two: one to switch it off, and one to activate self destruction. Ideally, the visual design is so terrible that I refuse to waste my money on it, and the package box smells disgusting and fishy so that I vomit on the salesman's desk. That's what they call a fun-phone. Visit your shop and get happy for free!

Castout · 01-03-10, 06:30 AM

Ummm good to know that in this new year at subsim I'm not the only lunatic around

. Thank you for being one! God save the looney!

TarJak · 01-03-10, 06:30 AM

I like the mobile phone I made when I was seven:

Steel_Tomb · 01-03-10, 08:08 AM

My dream phone?

Personally I would love to have something akin to the upcoming apple tablet computer, but half the size or something with a 12mp cam with some fancy gadgets... i like photography

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breadcatcher101 · 01-03-10, 09:25 AM

A glow-in-the-dark Jitterbug, maybe?

I need a cell phone just to make calls and receive them. I don't text and I have a camera if I should want pictures of something. I like things simple these days.

papa_smurf · 01-03-10, 09:40 AM

Nuclear powered mobile, or failing that one with a fuel cell

Jimbuna · 01-03-10, 10:35 AM

An ability to mask receipt of signals both incoming and outgoing, hence no more bills.

Platapus · 01-03-10, 12:41 PM

I want a Jitterbug. The only thing that is missing from the Jitterbug is a bluetooth capability to use in my car's hands free system.

I just want an easy to use cell phone. I am not interested in cultivating any relationship with my cell phone, nor to I want/expect it to be a central part of my identity.

jimbob · 01-03-10, 02:56 PM

I want to call and receive calls.
Also txt messages.

That's it.

Everything else is Camera/Laptop/PC stuff.

01-02-10, 11:15 PM	#1
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	Describe your dream cellphone criteria I can't help but to wish that my would be cellphone would need only very rare recharge and be able to be recharged while still more than 70 percent full without depleting the future capacity of the battery. I also wish that the cellphone be able to recharge itself automatically through light, heat(inc body heat), cold, sound waves and any radiation sources. The ideal one would need no manual recharge at all. Perhaps a bio-cell battery could answer this. I also wish it could withstand being dropped from the 6th floor without any damage whatsoever and be able to withstand a minimum 10 m of water even boiling water and water below freezing temperature say -30 Celcius. It also has to be able to withstand from being ran over by an 18 wheelers without even a scratch. It also has to have a memory of at least a terabyte(bio cell memory comes into mind) And it has to look slim, smart and neat. Nothing over. Any recommendation? I think I may have to wait for at least another 3 decades.... Anyway what's your criteria for your ideal cellphone? __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/ Last edited by Castout; 01-02-10 at 11:36 PM.

01-02-10, 11:37 PM	#2
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Wut in the hell do you need a terrabyte of memory in a cell phone for. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

01-03-10, 03:38 AM	#6
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	My ideal mobile phone would first of all be the size of a mosquito's balls. The smaller the better. However it would have a touch sensitive screen upon which to view the football or any other popular sport, in HD. Next it would have a gazillion pixel camera with a bunch of completely useless functions because it would have a tiny lens. Lastly of all it would be accompanied with a slick ad campaign on the television advertising an online tools store to download with the tagline "Be a smug bast@rd today". __________________

01-03-10, 04:15 AM	#7
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,654 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	It has no ring tone, and no loud speaker. Doesn't need batteries, but has a politically correct inflatable 30x30 cm solar panel, and keeps my number hidden from everybody. Big F.U.-button for emergencies. Vibration alarm gets upgraded with electrocution-automatic against theft. For easier handling, all the many buttons get replaced with just two: one to switch it off, and one to activate self destruction. Ideally, the visual design is so terrible that I refuse to waste my money on it, and the package box smells disgusting and fishy so that I vomit on the salesman's desk. That's what they call a fun-phone. Visit your shop and get happy for free! __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-03-10, 06:30 AM	#8
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	Ummm good to know that in this new year at subsim I'm not the only lunatic around . Thank you for being one! God save the looney! __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

01-03-10, 01:54 AM	#4
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,326 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Makes calls when I want to and never rings.

01-03-10, 01:58 AM	#5
Lt.Fillipidis Weps Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Veria, Greece Posts: 365 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	My dream cell phone would auto-decline calls from my girlfriend when i want to and would find good excuses for everything i do wrong!

01-03-10, 06:30 AM	#9
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I like the mobile phone I made when I was seven:

01-03-10, 08:08 AM	#10
Steel_Tomb Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cambridgeshire - UK Posts: 1,128 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My dream phone? Personally I would love to have something akin to the upcoming apple tablet computer, but half the size or something with a 12mp cam with some fancy gadgets... i like photography . __________________ _______________________________________________ System Spec: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.4Ghz \| 4Gb Corsair XMS2 Dominator DDR2 PC-2 6400 RAM \| XFX GeForce 8800GTS 640mb PCI-E \| Creative X-fi sound card \| 250Gb HDD \| *Rest In Peace Dave, you will be missed.*

01-03-10, 09:25 AM	#11
breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	A glow-in-the-dark Jitterbug, maybe? I need a cell phone just to make calls and receive them. I don't text and I have a camera if I should want pictures of something. I like things simple these days.

01-03-10, 09:40 AM	#12
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Nuclear powered mobile, or failing that one with a fuel cell __________________

01-03-10, 10:35 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,621 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	An ability to mask receipt of signals both incoming and outgoing, hence no more bills. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-03-10, 12:41 PM	#14
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I want a Jitterbug. The only thing that is missing from the Jitterbug is a bluetooth capability to use in my car's hands free system. I just want an easy to use cell phone. I am not interested in cultivating any relationship with my cell phone, nor to I want/expect it to be a central part of my identity. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-03-10, 02:56 PM	#15
jimbob Ensign Join Date: May 2005 Location: Suomi Finland Posts: 225 Downloads: 365 Uploads: 6	I want to call and receive calls. Also txt messages. That's it. Everything else is Camera/Laptop/PC stuff.