Why women cannot run amok

Skybird · 10-27-09, 07:11 PM

- Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels!

- Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in!

- They wouldn't find the place.

- In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine.

- They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards.

- Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale".

- They don't find a dress that fits that red.

- One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time.

- They don't find a parking lot.

- they don't fit into the parking lot.

- Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run".

- If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache.

- Sudden wish for having children.

Oberon · 10-27-09, 07:18 PM

...

Mine seems to be of the opinion 'Guns for show, knives for a pro'...

Fear brings healthy respect

KG_Jag · 10-28-09, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird

- Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels!

- Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in!

- They wouldn't find the place.

- In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine.

- They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards.

- Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale".

- They don't find a dress that fits that red.

- One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time.

- They don't find a parking lot.

- they don't fit into the parking lot.

- Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run".

- If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache.

- Sudden wish for having children.

For your sake, I hope that none of the ladies in your life are able to find the gun in her handbag!

ETR3(SS) · 10-28-09, 02:25 PM

They probably couldn't figure out which end the bullets come out of.

10-27-09, 07:11 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Why women cannot run amok - Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels! - Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in! - They wouldn't find the place. - In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine. - They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards. - Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale". - They don't find a dress that fits that red. - One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time. - They don't find a parking lot. - they don't fit into the parking lot. - Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run". - If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache. - Sudden wish for having children. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 10-27-09 at 07:35 PM.

10-28-09, 02:25 PM	#4
ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	They probably couldn't figure out which end the bullets come out of. __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

10-27-09, 07:18 PM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	... Mine seems to be of the opinion 'Guns for show, knives for a pro'... Fear brings healthy respect