Fritz von Titz starring in "Broadway on der boot!"

Freiwillige · 09-30-09, 06:25 AM

The look outs were discussing the darkness of the night and how fortunate they were to almost hit England without a single submarine sighting when one of the lookouts spots something....something real close!

"whats that, You see that about 50 yards out?"
The other lookout is frozen as the realization of what might be lurking crawled up his spine.
"Quick hit the lights!"

Off in the distance a distinctly German accented voice replied "Did zomebody zay hit ze lights!?"

With that all the tankers spot light blared at once onto the German submarine a stones throw a way.

What they saw that night left them in shock. It was a German submarine pulled along side with show girls arm to arm 20 on each side of the tower and in the tower itself was a man decked out in a white tuxedo and top hat and on the bow was a full orchestra!

"Lookout he's got something in his hand!" Screamed one of the lookouts.

Then softly but growing louder the musik started

"Its...Its...a microphone?"

"Welkommen mein freunds to ze ocean show!" Fritz let out

With that Fritz began to sing his heart out and the chorus girls began kickstepping! Wolf whistles from the merchant were almost as loud as the orchestra as everybody began jumping and jiving to the Jazz tunes Fritz belted out.

Hours passed as he dueted with a pretty blond and swung of the ladder rail to pull of the most impressive tap routine ever done on a U-boat!

Finally after being passing champagne from a life raft Fritz hit his last song as the sun was getting ready to rise in the foggy distance.
It was this song sung and it was a big hit!

"Danke, Danke, Yer too much!" as Fritz bowed to the applause.
In his honer the merchantmen took to the life boats and set off charges sending the 15k tanker to the bottom.

"This Brings our total to 120k this patrol and not yet a shot!" Fritz said to his watch officer with a sly smile.

Brag · 09-30-09, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Freiwillige

"Danke, Danke, Yer too much!" as Fritz bowed to the applause.
In his honer the merchantmen took to the life boats and set off charges sending the 15k tanker to the bottom.

"This Brings our total to 120k this patrol and not yet a shot!" Fritz said to his watch officer with a sly smile.

Harrrr, haaarrr, haaaarrrfff

Top hat and tuxedo

09-30-09, 06:25 AM	#1
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Fritz von Titz starring in "Broadway on der boot!" The look outs were discussing the darkness of the night and how fortunate they were to almost hit England without a single submarine sighting when one of the lookouts spots something....something real close! "whats that, You see that about 50 yards out?" The other lookout is frozen as the realization of what might be lurking crawled up his spine. "Quick hit the lights!" Off in the distance a distinctly German accented voice replied "Did zomebody zay hit ze lights!?" With that all the tankers spot light blared at once onto the German submarine a stones throw a way. What they saw that night left them in shock. It was a German submarine pulled along side with show girls arm to arm 20 on each side of the tower and in the tower itself was a man decked out in a white tuxedo and top hat and on the bow was a full orchestra! "Lookout he's got something in his hand!" Screamed one of the lookouts. Then softly but growing louder the musik started "Its...Its...a microphone?" "Welkommen mein freunds to ze ocean show!" Fritz let out With that Fritz began to sing his heart out and the chorus girls began kickstepping! Wolf whistles from the merchant were almost as loud as the orchestra as everybody began jumping and jiving to the Jazz tunes Fritz belted out. Hours passed as he dueted with a pretty blond and swung of the ladder rail to pull of the most impressive tap routine ever done on a U-boat! Finally after being passing champagne from a life raft Fritz hit his last song as the sun was getting ready to rise in the foggy distance. It was this song sung and it was a big hit! "Danke, Danke, Yer too much!" as Fritz bowed to the applause. In his honer the merchantmen took to the life boats and set off charges sending the 15k tanker to the bottom. "This Brings our total to 120k this patrol and not yet a shot!" Fritz said to his watch officer with a sly smile.