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Kapitan · 08-10-09, 08:32 PM

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How can someone be found insane ie myself for one how could i make some one believe im completely gone in the head?

CaptainHaplo · 08-10-09, 08:37 PM

I am curious as to why you want to know.

I bring it up because different needs have different requirements.

Want to be legally insane during the commission of a crime? That requires a mindset in which you lose the ability to rationally consider what society views as right or wrong.

Want to be insane so you can be committed? Threaten bodily harm to yourself.

Etc Etc...

SteamWake · 08-10-09, 09:17 PM

I have witnessed through practical experience that the truly insane cannot be assed through mere observation.

Fore to most eyes they appear to be quite in control of thier faculties and indeed within reason.

Charles Manson would be an example, Adolf Hitler another.

Rational thoughts to one may seem quite insane to another.

But yes... why this querie ?

FIREWALL · 08-10-09, 09:21 PM

A friend of mines cousin rubbed excretment all over himself wearing only a open topcoat and stood in an intersection in front of the Hospital.

I understood it worked.

Definatly not the most dignified way to get in the Nuthouse.

Hope I have been in some small way of help.

Thomen · 08-11-09, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan

Question

How can someone be found insane ie myself for one how could i make some one believe im completely gone in the head?

No offense, but are you trying to get out of being drafted?

08-11-09, 01:40 AM

Well my Friend Rilder has this idea of you know killing like a hundred cows and using their guts as clothes.

HEY SHUT THE HELL UP RILDER I DID NOT SAY THAT

Yes you did you moronic liar!

HAVE AT YE NAVE

Oh yeah, come and try it you pussy.

RILDER AND RILDER, WOULD YOU BOTH SHUT THE **** UP, WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND BE CIVIL FOR ONCE

KILL THAT RILDER!

Yeah! kill that Rilder!!

Oh Crap...

08-11-09, 02:20 AM

I thought it's relatively easy to avoid military service in Russia. Less then 20% or so actually perform the military service. Bribes is one way, also to go to university and study. None of those in my country.

Sailor Steve · 08-11-09, 12:20 PM

I once had a friend who got a lot of freebies, including university tuition. He said he did it by fooling them into thinking he was insane, and needed free help. We all looked at each other and said "fooling them?"

He was actually offended when he found out we referred to his as 'Crazy Joe'.

Kapitan, I'll warn you: If people-in-high-places think you are truly insane, they will own you. You could be locked away for 'examination', and there wouldn't be a thing you could do about it. I would avoid that if at all possible.

FIREWALL · 08-11-09, 12:26 PM

Another way is to get yourself a shopping cart and walk around pushing it and, mumbling to yourself. And every once in awhile scream a the top of your lungs.

mookiemookie · 08-11-09, 12:27 PM

I'd get a copy of DSM IV and pick a syndrome and go with it.

Odd question...

Jimbuna · 08-11-09, 12:47 PM

Send a link to this thread to the authorities and ask them if they'll pay you for recruiting the services of willing disciples

Takeda Shingen · 08-11-09, 01:11 PM

If it helps, Kapitan, I already think you're insane.

Oberon · 08-11-09, 01:19 PM

"Wibble"

August · 08-11-09, 02:26 PM

Just remember that acting insane can be habit forming...

SteamWake · 08-11-09, 04:43 PM

I thought of another way. Participate in some of the political threads in general topics and try to sway someones opinons. :rotfl:

08-10-09, 08:32 PM	#1
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08-10-09, 08:37 PM	#2
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	I am curious as to why you want to know. I bring it up because different needs have different requirements. Want to be legally insane during the commission of a crime? That requires a mindset in which you lose the ability to rationally consider what society views as right or wrong. Want to be insane so you can be committed? Threaten bodily harm to yourself. Etc Etc... __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

08-10-09, 09:17 PM	#3
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I have witnessed through practical experience that the truly insane cannot be assed through mere observation. Fore to most eyes they appear to be quite in control of thier faculties and indeed within reason. Charles Manson would be an example, Adolf Hitler another. Rational thoughts to one may seem quite insane to another. But yes... why this querie ? __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-10-09, 09:21 PM	#4
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	A friend of mines cousin rubbed excretment all over himself wearing only a open topcoat and stood in an intersection in front of the Hospital. I understood it worked. Definatly not the most dignified way to get in the Nuthouse. Hope I have been in some small way of help. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-11-09, 12:20 PM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I once had a friend who got a lot of freebies, including university tuition. He said he did it by fooling them into thinking he was insane, and needed free help. We all looked at each other and said "fooling them?" He was actually offended when he found out we referred to his as 'Crazy Joe'. Kapitan, I'll warn you: If people-in-high-places think you are truly insane, they will own you. You could be locked away for 'examination', and there wouldn't be a thing you could do about it. I would avoid that if at all possible. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-11-09, 01:40 AM	#6
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Well my Friend Rilder has this idea of you know killing like a hundred cows and using their guts as clothes. HEY SHUT THE HELL UP RILDER I DID NOT SAY THAT Yes you did you moronic liar! HAVE AT YE NAVE Oh yeah, come and try it you pussy. RILDER AND RILDER, WOULD YOU BOTH SHUT THE **** UP, WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND BE CIVIL FOR ONCE KILL THAT RILDER! Yeah! kill that Rilder!! Oh Crap...

08-11-09, 02:20 AM	#7
OneToughHerring Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I thought it's relatively easy to avoid military service in Russia. Less then 20% or so actually perform the military service. Bribes is one way, also to go to university and study. None of those in my country.

08-11-09, 12:26 PM	#9
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Another way is to get yourself a shopping cart and walk around pushing it and, mumbling to yourself. And every once in awhile scream a the top of your lungs. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-11-09, 12:27 PM	#10
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	I'd get a copy of DSM IV and pick a syndrome and go with it. Odd question... __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

08-11-09, 12:47 PM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Send a link to this thread to the authorities and ask them if they'll pay you for recruiting the services of willing disciples __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-11-09, 01:11 PM	#12
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	If it helps, Kapitan, I already think you're insane.

08-11-09, 01:19 PM	#13
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	"Wibble"

08-11-09, 02:26 PM	#14
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Just remember that acting insane can be habit forming... __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

08-11-09, 04:43 PM	#15
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I thought of another way. Participate in some of the political threads in general topics and try to sway someones opinons. :rotfl: __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648