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How can someone be found insane ie myself for one how could i make some one believe im completely gone in the head?

I am curious as to why you want to know.

I bring it up because different needs have different requirements.

Want to be legally insane during the commission of a crime? That requires a mindset in which you lose the ability to rationally consider what society views as right or wrong.

Want to be insane so you can be committed? Threaten bodily harm to yourself.

Etc Etc...

I have witnessed through practical experience that the truly insane cannot be assed through mere observation.

Fore to most eyes they appear to be quite in control of thier faculties and indeed within reason.

Charles Manson would be an example, Adolf Hitler another.

Rational thoughts to one may seem quite insane to another.

But yes... why this querie ?

A friend of mines cousin rubbed excretment all over himself wearing only a open topcoat and stood in an intersection in front of the Hospital.

I understood it worked. :haha:

Definatly not the most dignified way to get in the Nuthouse.

Hope I have been in some small way of help.

No offense, but are you trying to get out of being drafted? :D

Well my Friend Rilder has this idea of you know killing like a hundred cows and using their guts as clothes.

HEY SHUT THE HELL UP RILDER I DID NOT SAY THAT

Yes you did you moronic liar!

HAVE AT YE NAVE

Oh yeah, come and try it you pussy.

RILDER AND RILDER, WOULD YOU BOTH SHUT THE **** UP, WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND BE CIVIL FOR ONCE

KILL THAT RILDER!

Yeah! kill that Rilder!!

Oh Crap...

I thought it's relatively easy to avoid military service in Russia. Less then 20% or so actually perform the military service. Bribes is one way, also to go to university and study. None of those in my country. :shifty:

I once had a friend who got a lot of freebies, including university tuition. He said he did it by fooling them into thinking he was insane, and needed free help. We all looked at each other and said "fooling them?"

He was actually offended when he found out we referred to his as 'Crazy Joe'.

Kapitan, I'll warn you: If people-in-high-places think you are truly insane, they will own you. You could be locked away for 'examination', and there wouldn't be a thing you could do about it. I would avoid that if at all possible.

Another way is to get yourself a shopping cart and walk around pushing it and, mumbling to yourself. And every once in awhile scream a the top of your lungs.

I'd get a copy of DSM IV and pick a syndrome and go with it.

Odd question...

Send a link to this thread to the authorities and ask them if they'll pay you for recruiting the services of willing disciples :DL

If it helps, Kapitan, I already think you're insane. :D

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"Wibble"

Just remember that acting insane can be habit forming...

I thought of another way. Participate in some of the political threads in general topics and try to sway someones opinons. :rotfl: