BBQ rules

jumpy · 05-16-09, 10:46 AM

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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...

1- The woman buys the food.
2- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
3- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4- The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
5- The MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
6- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
7- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
8- THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
9- The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
10- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
11- Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
12- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

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Platapus · 05-16-09, 10:52 AM

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12- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

Classic!

But often true.

Task Force · 05-16-09, 11:10 AM

:rotfl:Yea that is usualy how it works out.

But hey, if no one stands by the grill, whos gonna guard the meat.

Raptor1 · 05-16-09, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

But hey, if no one stands by the grill, whos gonna guard the meat.

For, unattended, it will surely rise up and kill us all

Can't leave the woman such a responsibility...

Janus · 05-16-09, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

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