Malingering Bernard

sonicninja · 02-10-09, 03:17 PM

The day of sailing on my 19th patrol and my medical officer informs me that Bernard (my navigator) is unfit for sea due to falling off a pushbike into one of the dry docks whilst drunk on shore leave. Unhappy with losing my navigator only an hour before we're due to sail I agree to Bernards sick leave.

At harbour stations we leave the jetty and through my binoculars i see:-

BERNARD FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MALINGERING, JELLYFISH SWAB!!

02-10-09, 03:17 PM	#1
sonicninja Watch Officer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Periscope Depth Posts: 341 Downloads: 937 Uploads: 0	Malingering Bernard The day of sailing on my 19th patrol and my medical officer informs me that Bernard (my navigator) is unfit for sea due to falling off a pushbike into one of the dry docks whilst drunk on shore leave. Unhappy with losing my navigator only an hour before we're due to sail I agree to Bernards sick leave. At harbour stations we leave the jetty and through my binoculars i see:- BERNARD FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MALINGERING, JELLYFISH SWAB!!