Tennis or a porno movie?

nikimcbee · 02-02-09, 03:08 AM

okay close your eyes and hit play:

try this:

monica seles:

Is it a Women's tennis match

or

a porno movie?

All they need to do in the end is scream YES ! YES ! YES!

I used to play tennis many moons ago, and I believe this grunting/moaning/screaming all started with Monica Seles.

this HAS to be a coached technique. Gawd is it freekin obnxious (which is why they do it I bet!)

this has ruined tennis for me.

UnderseaLcpl · 02-02-09, 03:15 AM

That was the worst porno I ever listened to.

Skybird · 02-02-09, 06:59 AM

We had a thread on that a year ago or so. Back then they had measured the volume of sharapova'S noise, and if I remember it correctly they found it's peak to be reaching to levels comparing to a jet engine, and rated it as a health threat.

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-02-09, 08:15 AM

If your idea of porn is passing a kidney stone or childbirth, then I can see the comparison.

nikimcbee · 02-02-09, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

If your idea of porn is passing a kidney stone or childbirth, then I can see the comparison.

We need to re-mix the video with waka-chi-waka music in the background.

Kongo Otto · 02-08-09, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

If your idea of porn is passing a kidney stone or childbirth, then I can see the comparison.

We need to re-mix the video with waka-chi-waka music in the background.

Try out this one:

NeonSamurai · 02-02-09, 09:45 AM

What the 2 of them are doing is the old martial art technique of a martial yell (Kiyai). Its good for 2 reasons, one it can break the focus of an enemy, and most importantly it helps focus power, speed and precision in a strike. Virtually all martial arts use some form of kiyai. Those 2 are just applying the concept to tennis.

nikimcbee · 02-02-09, 10:00 AM

Men's tennis isn't into this shreiking is it? I haven't followed tennis since 94.

It seems like all of the womens players shreik now

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Tennis or a porno movie? okay close your eyes and hit play: try this: monica seles: Is it a Women's tennis match or a porno movie? All they need to do in the end is scream YES ! YES ! YES! I used to play tennis many moons ago, and I believe this grunting/moaning/screaming all started with Monica Seles. this HAS to be a coached technique. Gawd is it freekin obnxious (which is why they do it I bet!) this has ruined tennis for me. __________________

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That was the worst porno I ever listened to. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	We had a thread on that a year ago or so. Back then they had measured the volume of sharapova'S noise, and if I remember it correctly they found it's peak to be reaching to levels comparing to a jet engine, and rated it as a health threat. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	If your idea of porn is passing a kidney stone or childbirth, then I can see the comparison. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

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NeonSamurai Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Kanadia Posts: 3,044 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	What the 2 of them are doing is the old martial art technique of a martial yell (Kiyai). Its good for 2 reasons, one it can break the focus of an enemy, and most importantly it helps focus power, speed and precision in a strike. Virtually all martial arts use some form of kiyai. Those 2 are just applying the concept to tennis. __________________ SH3 Newbie Guide Links and other helpfull stuff

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Men's tennis isn't into this shreiking is it? I haven't followed tennis since 94. It seems like all of the womens players shreik now . __________________