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nikimcbee 02-02-09 03:08 AM

Tennis or a porno movie?
 
okay close your eyes and hit play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1isXO...eature=related

try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_80...eature=related

monica seles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgJXgCrgKOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozyHy...eature=related



:zzz: :o :har:

Is it a Women's tennis match

or

a porno movie?

All they need to do in the end is scream YES ! YES ! YES!:o



I used to play tennis many moons ago, and I believe this grunting/moaning/screaming all started with Monica Seles.

this HAS to be a coached technique. Gawd is it freekin obnxious (which is why they do it I bet!):timeout: this has ruined tennis for me.

UnderseaLcpl 02-02-09 03:15 AM

That was the worst porno I ever listened to.

Skybird 02-02-09 06:59 AM

We had a thread on that a year ago or so. Back then they had measured the volume of sharapova'S noise, and if I remember it correctly they found it's peak to be reaching to levels comparing to a jet engine, and rated it as a health threat. :-?

Kapitan_Phillips 02-02-09 08:15 AM

If your idea of porn is passing a kidney stone or childbirth, then I can see the comparison. :haha::haha:

nikimcbee 02-02-09 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips
If your idea of porn is passing a kidney stone or childbirth, then I can see the comparison. :haha::haha:

We need to re-mix the video with waka-chi-waka music in the background.:har:

NeonSamurai 02-02-09 09:45 AM

What the 2 of them are doing is the old martial art technique of a martial yell (Kiyai). Its good for 2 reasons, one it can break the focus of an enemy, and most importantly it helps focus power, speed and precision in a strike. Virtually all martial arts use some form of kiyai. Those 2 are just applying the concept to tennis.

nikimcbee 02-02-09 10:00 AM

Men's tennis isn't into this shreiking is it? I haven't followed tennis since 94.:yawn: It seems like all of the womens players shreik now:shifty: .

Jimbuna 02-02-09 12:52 PM

It is also used to mask the stroke of the player....apparently slices and spins etc are decipherable to a tennis pro very early in their execution by the sound the racket makes when hitting the ball.

sunvalleyslim 02-02-09 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee
Men's tennis isn't into this shreiking is it? I haven't followed tennis since 94.:yawn: It seems like all of the womens players shreik now:shifty: .

Nikimcbee, All women shreik when you piss them offf enough....................:D :D

FIREWALL 02-02-09 04:59 PM

Nikki Your idea of Porn and mine are light years apart.:haha:

Aramike 02-02-09 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna
It is also used to mask the stroke of the player....apparently slices and spins etc are decipherable to a tennis pro very early in their execution by the sound the racket makes when hitting the ball.

They could get passed that if they wouldn't make the crowd shut up during play.

I used to KINDA watch tennis - but the shrieking and grunting has made it intolerable to me.

FIREWALL 02-02-09 06:02 PM

You guys watch womens tennis to look at their asses.:haha:

Frame57 02-02-09 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL
You guys watch womens tennis to look at their asses.:haha:

Most definitely! Ass well as women's volleyball and figure skating...:arrgh!:

nikimcbee 02-02-09 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL
You guys watch womens tennis to look at their asses.:haha:

...and for the sweaty t-shirt:oops: :hmmm: .

nikimcbee 02-02-09 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL
Nikki Your idea of Porn and mine are light years apart.:haha:

Yeah, I should have specified.:timeout: I think this low budget or somebodies home movies that wound up on the internetz:o


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