Agh? 2009 means 30 years being married

Monica Lewinsky · 01-06-09, 09:35 PM

It goes like this:

To Do's in 2009 -
Give her a nice Chistmas present -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/...as_Present.wmv

Then you need to get caught up on your Honey Do List (you have to save it, then view it) -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/RefereeTraining.mpg

Then the TOUGH times when she does not listen -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/...snt_listen.wmv

And Finally why your love hates football -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/...e_football.wmv

1480 · 01-07-09, 12:08 AM

Just think, you would have been out of prison 3 years ago for murder

Congrats to you and the Mrs

Digital_Trucker · 01-07-09, 09:44 AM

Definitely a feat worthy of celebration. 'Grats from another member of the "over 30 club".

Jimbuna · 01-07-09, 10:28 AM

....and only 7 years on average in the UK :p

Congrats matey

Quillan · 01-07-09, 10:41 AM

A wife wakes up one morning and finds her husband sitting in the kitchen, crying. She asks him "What's wrong?"

"Do you remember back when we were dating?"

"Of course" she replied

"Do remember how we used to sneak out in the bushes behind your fathers house?"

"Yes", she said, smiling.

"And do you remember when your father caught us that evening?"

"How could I forget that?"

He told me "Son, you're going to marry my daughter or you're going to jail for 25 years."

"And?" she asked him.

"I'D HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY!"

01-06-09, 09:35 PM	#1
Monica Lewinsky Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 845 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Agh? 2009 means 30 years being married It goes like this: To Do's in 2009 - Give her a nice Chistmas present - http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/...as_Present.wmv Then you need to get caught up on your Honey Do List (you have to save it, then view it) - http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/RefereeTraining.mpg Then the TOUGH times when she does not listen - http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/...snt_listen.wmv And Finally why your love hates football - http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/...e_football.wmv __________________ Sink them all!

01-07-09, 12:08 AM	#2
1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Just think, you would have been out of prison 3 years ago for murder Congrats to you and the Mrs __________________

01-07-09, 09:44 AM	#3
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Definitely a feat worthy of celebration. 'Grats from another member of the "over 30 club". __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

01-07-09, 10:28 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	....and only 7 years on average in the UK :p Congrats matey __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-07-09, 10:41 AM	#5
Quillan Samurai Navy Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 579 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	A wife wakes up one morning and finds her husband sitting in the kitchen, crying. She asks him "What's wrong?" "Do you remember back when we were dating?" "Of course" she replied "Do remember how we used to sneak out in the bushes behind your fathers house?" "Yes", she said, smiling. "And do you remember when your father caught us that evening?" "How could I forget that?" He told me "Son, you're going to marry my daughter or you're going to jail for 25 years." "And?" she asked him. "I'D HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY!" __________________ We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.