Dog lovers and clever wits: need your help!

Onkel Neal · 12-17-08, 01:51 PM

I need some ideas for a short caption for this pic:

Something dog/Christmas/Santa related... such as "Dear Santa: Biscuits!"... only more clever and cute/funny...

thanks!
Neal

TDK1044 · 12-17-08, 01:59 PM

"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

AVGWarhawk · 12-17-08, 02:02 PM

"I pimped my crib for Christmas"

Onkel Neal · 12-17-08, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK1044

"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Love it, keep 'em coming.

RickC Sniper · 12-17-08, 02:05 PM

Sorry, I just had to. :p

MothBalls · 12-17-08, 02:07 PM

Note to self: Peeing on Christmas tree = 12 days in doghouse.

August · 12-17-08, 02:22 PM

"I wonder if Santa will bring me the cat I asked for?"

GoldenRivet · 12-17-08, 02:49 PM

"Rover, at least play dead... santa wont come as long as you sit up waiting for him."

or

"I hope those eight tiny reindeer are really tiny... not much of a landing strip on my one bedroom apartment."

or

"Only after hours of hard work on his decorations, rover realized he had no chimney"

AVGWarhawk · 12-17-08, 03:10 PM

"Got gifts?"

ReallyDedPoet · 12-17-08, 03:11 PM

" Was that your leg Santa ? "

RDP

nikimcbee · 12-17-08, 04:32 PM

OMG! that dog is a commie. he's in the Kremlin! (Note colo(u)r and star on dog house)

nikimcbee · 12-17-08, 04:35 PM

I am Ivan Poochovich, Tsar of Greater Doglandia.

bookworm_020 · 12-17-08, 05:40 PM

You know when you've done a bad job decorating the house for christmas, is when the dog out does your efforts!

subchaser12 · 12-17-08, 06:51 PM

When we first heard Sparky was gay we were just so shocked. Now ever since Sparky came out of the closet a year ago we have become accepting of Sparky's chosen lifestyle.

longam · 12-17-08, 06:52 PM

Dear Santa: No need to visit whiskers this year, he did not do any decorations at all. If I’m correct he is still inside using the human’s Christmas tree! So just leave my all of his presents at my door and I will see that he receives them.
Dawg

12-17-08, 01:51 PM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Dog lovers and clever wits: need your help! I need some ideas for a short caption for this pic: Something dog/Christmas/Santa related... such as "Dear Santa: Biscuits!"... only more clever and cute/funny... thanks! Neal

12-17-08, 02:02 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	"I pimped my crib for Christmas" __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-17-08, 02:05 PM	#5
RickC Sniper Undetectable Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,221 Downloads: 132 Uploads: 0	Sorry, I just had to. :p __________________ Support Subsim http://www.subsim.com/store.html

12-17-08, 02:22 PM	#7
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"I wonder if Santa will bring me the cat I asked for?" __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see. Last edited by August; 12-17-08 at 09:24 PM.

12-17-08, 02:49 PM	#8
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	"Rover, at least play dead... santa wont come as long as you sit up waiting for him." or "I hope those eight tiny reindeer are really tiny... not much of a landing strip on my one bedroom apartment." or "Only after hours of hard work on his decorations, rover realized he had no chimney" __________________

12-17-08, 01:59 PM	#2
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

12-17-08, 02:07 PM	#6
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Note to self: Peeing on Christmas tree = 12 days in doghouse.

12-17-08, 03:10 PM	#9
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	"Got gifts?" __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-17-08, 03:11 PM	#10
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,884 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	" Was that your leg Santa ? " RDP __________________ Back in the Day Last edited by ReallyDedPoet; 12-17-08 at 03:12 PM.

12-17-08, 04:32 PM	#11
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	OMG! that dog is a commie. he's in the Kremlin! (Note colo(u)r and star on dog house) __________________

12-17-08, 04:35 PM	#12
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I am Ivan Poochovich, Tsar of Greater Doglandia. __________________

12-17-08, 05:40 PM	#13
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	You know when you've done a bad job decorating the house for christmas, is when the dog out does your efforts! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

12-17-08, 06:51 PM	#14
subchaser12 Sonar Guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Spam, duplicate accounts, provoking moderators. Posts: 377 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	When we first heard Sparky was gay we were just so shocked. Now ever since Sparky came out of the closet a year ago we have become accepting of Sparky's chosen lifestyle.

12-17-08, 06:52 PM	#15
longam Admiral Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,014 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Dear Santa: No need to visit whiskers this year, he did not do any decorations at all. If I’m correct he is still inside using the human’s Christmas tree! So just leave my all of his presents at my door and I will see that he receives them. Dawg