Winter temperatures

Rosencrantz · 10-25-08, 04:52 PM

All degrees are Celsius degrees.

+10 People turns the heat on, exept in Finland where they are planting flowers.

+5 In Finland people are going to beach - if the sun happens to get over the horizon.

+2 Cars made in Italy won't start.

0 Distilled water freezes.

-1 Breath become visible. People are planning holiday in the south. In Finland people are eating icecream and drinking cold beer.

-4 Cat wants to share bed with you.

-10 Time to start planning a holiday in the Africa. In Finland people are going to swim.

-12 Too cold for snowing.

-15 Cars made in USA won't start.

-18 In Finland people turns the heat on.

-20 Breathing becomes noisy.

-22 Cars made in France won't start. It's too cold for ice skating.

-23 Politicans starts worrying about the homeless people.

-24 Cars made in Germany won't start.

-26 Breath can be cut and used for building iglus.

-29 Cat wants to share your pyjama.

-30 Cars made in Japan won't start. A Finn curses, kicks the tire and goes to start Lada or some other car made in Russia.

-31 Kissing becomes impossible, lips would freeze together. In Finland football teams starts planning the summer season.

-35 It's time to stay in hot bath at least next two weeks. In Finland they take snow off the roofs.

-39 Quicksilver freezes. Too cold for thinking. In Finland men don't go out without a shirt.

-40 In Finland men don't go out without a coat.

-45 In Finland people close bathroom's window.

-50 Sea lions are leaving the Grönland. In Finland people are wearing gloves.

-70 Polar bears leaves the North Pole. It's a sportday in universities in Finland.

-75 Santa Claus leaves Lappland. Finnish women are wearing hats.

-250 Alcohol freezes. People in Finland become angry.

-268 Helium turns to a liquid.

-270 Hell freezes.

-273,15 Absolute Zero. Molecules stop moving. Even in Finland they admit it's getting a little bit cool outside - and ask you to give another drink.

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Let me know if there is bad mistakes in grammer.

-RC-

SUBMAN1 · 10-25-08, 05:12 PM

I think you messed up the position of French and American cars.

-S

Rosencrantz · 10-25-08, 05:29 PM

Oh, I'm sorry. It happens to me from time to time...

-RC-

SUBMAN1 · 10-25-08, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosencrantz

Oh, I'm sorry. It happens to me from time to time...

-RC-

:rotfl:

-S

August · 10-25-08, 07:29 PM

Although it's obsolete now I've always liked the New England version:

Quote:

60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40° F:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F:
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.

10° F below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

25° F below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° F below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° F below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."

460° F below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!

500° F below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series!

magic452 · 10-26-08, 02:14 AM

August
It must be colder I though, the Red Sox have won two world series. Does this mean
that it's -1000 F. Or maybe you mean the Cubs.

Diopos · 10-26-08, 02:34 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: (all posts).

Makes you wonder at what temperature bank assets "freeze"....

August · 10-26-08, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magic452

August
It must be colder I though, the Red Sox have won two world series. Does this mean
that it's -1000 F. Or maybe you mean the Cubs.

Yeah that's why I say it's obsolete now.

But hey it stood true for, what, 80 some odd years?

Task Force · 10-26-08, 12:22 PM

Haha, around here.
foggy outside, Finder Benders
One raindrop falls, you get numerious accidents
snow falls, people go crazy, accidents allover the place. (people start acting like the worlds gona end) Maby is is becuase we get snow everytime h*** freezes over.
Black Ice with snow, Almost all life stops, people start makeing wills before going out on the roads.:rotfl: Well maby not wills, but checking insurance on the car.

magic452 · 10-27-08, 01:11 AM

Sorry I didn't notice the obsolete comment.

BTW where on the chart does "A witches tit" fall

Hylander_1314 · 10-27-08, 09:32 AM

Comin' from Detroit, I used to laugh as the only time mom would drive with the top up on the convertible was if it was raining or snowing. Nothing better than that humid biting cold around the Great Lakes. It would go through 4 pairs of corderoy trousers and leave you numb in a few minutes, so we never stopped moving as kids.

GoldenRivet · 10-27-08, 10:56 AM

so far this fall Texas has been good in my neck of the woods.

average high 78F (approx)

average low 45F (approx)

i dont expect East Texas to get much lower than the 15 - 20 degrees F for a low.

but i do expect 2 good ice storms.

Last time i saw snow was 2 years ago... in APRIL

wierd

FIREWALL · 10-27-08, 11:13 AM

The Phillies are going to win the World Series.

How Cool is that. :p

Task Force · 10-27-08, 11:41 AM

Thats when all life stops.

FIREWALL · 10-27-08, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force

Thats when all life stops.

ROTFLMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

10-25-08, 04:52 PM	#1
Rosencrantz Grey Wolf Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Finland Posts: 758 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	Winter temperatures All degrees are Celsius degrees. +10 People turns the heat on, exept in Finland where they are planting flowers. +5 In Finland people are going to beach - if the sun happens to get over the horizon. +2 Cars made in Italy won't start. 0 Distilled water freezes. -1 Breath become visible. People are planning holiday in the south. In Finland people are eating icecream and drinking cold beer. -4 Cat wants to share bed with you. -10 Time to start planning a holiday in the Africa. In Finland people are going to swim. -12 Too cold for snowing. -15 Cars made in USA won't start. -18 In Finland people turns the heat on. -20 Breathing becomes noisy. -22 Cars made in France won't start. It's too cold for ice skating. -23 Politicans starts worrying about the homeless people. -24 Cars made in Germany won't start. -26 Breath can be cut and used for building iglus. -29 Cat wants to share your pyjama. -30 Cars made in Japan won't start. A Finn curses, kicks the tire and goes to start Lada or some other car made in Russia. -31 Kissing becomes impossible, lips would freeze together. In Finland football teams starts planning the summer season. -35 It's time to stay in hot bath at least next two weeks. In Finland they take snow off the roofs. -39 Quicksilver freezes. Too cold for thinking. In Finland men don't go out without a shirt. -40 In Finland men don't go out without a coat. -45 In Finland people close bathroom's window. -50 Sea lions are leaving the Grönland. In Finland people are wearing gloves. -70 Polar bears leaves the North Pole. It's a sportday in universities in Finland. -75 Santa Claus leaves Lappland. Finnish women are wearing hats. -250 Alcohol freezes. People in Finland become angry. -268 Helium turns to a liquid. -270 Hell freezes. -273,15 Absolute Zero. Molecules stop moving. Even in Finland they admit it's getting a little bit cool outside - and ask you to give another drink. +++ Let me know if there is bad mistakes in grammer. -RC-

10-25-08, 05:12 PM	#2
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I think you messed up the position of French and American cars. -S __________________

10-26-08, 02:34 AM	#7
Diopos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Athens, the original one. Posts: 1,226 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: (all posts). Makes you wonder at what temperature bank assets "freeze".... __________________ - Oh God! They're all over the place! CRASH DIVE!!! - Ehm... we can't honey. We're in the car right now. - What?... er right... Doesn't matter! We'll give it a try anyway!

10-26-08, 12:22 PM	#9
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Haha, around here. foggy outside, Finder Benders One raindrop falls, you get numerious accidents snow falls, people go crazy, accidents allover the place. (people start acting like the worlds gona end) Maby is is becuase we get snow everytime h*** freezes over. Black Ice with snow, Almost all life stops, people start makeing wills before going out on the roads.:rotfl: Well maby not wills, but checking insurance on the car. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-27-08, 09:32 AM	#11
Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	Comin' from Detroit, I used to laugh as the only time mom would drive with the top up on the convertible was if it was raining or snowing. Nothing better than that humid biting cold around the Great Lakes. It would go through 4 pairs of corderoy trousers and leave you numb in a few minutes, so we never stopped moving as kids. __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------

10-25-08, 05:29 PM	#3
Rosencrantz Grey Wolf Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Finland Posts: 758 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	Oh, I'm sorry. It happens to me from time to time... -RC-

10-26-08, 02:14 AM	#6
magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	August It must be colder I though, the Red Sox have won two world series. Does this mean that it's -1000 F. Or maybe you mean the Cubs.

10-27-08, 01:11 AM	#10
magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Sorry I didn't notice the obsolete comment. BTW where on the chart does "A witches tit" fall

10-27-08, 10:56 AM	#12
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	so far this fall Texas has been good in my neck of the woods. average high 78F (approx) average low 45F (approx) i dont expect East Texas to get much lower than the 15 - 20 degrees F for a low. but i do expect 2 good ice storms. Last time i saw snow was 2 years ago... in APRIL wierd __________________

10-27-08, 11:13 AM	#13
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	The Phillies are going to win the World Series. How Cool is that. :p __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

10-27-08, 11:41 AM	#14
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Thats when all life stops. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"