I need to see the manager, please!

geetrue · 08-15-08, 12:07 PM

Women know how to get even

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Frame57 · 08-15-08, 01:12 PM

Yummy!

Digital_Trucker · 08-15-08, 05:22 PM

I wish I didn't visualize things so well:rotfl:

August · 08-15-08, 05:36 PM

What a bitch. The poor bartender had absolutely nothing to do with it but he's the one she decides to wipe her piss off on. A better title for the joke would be "Women know how to work their irritations out on innocent people"!

Sailor Steve · 08-15-08, 06:03 PM

Oh lighten up!:p

It's a sick joke, but a funny one nonetheless. 'Nother oldie moldy but goody.

08-15-08, 12:07 PM	#1
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I need to see the manager, please! Women know how to get even A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room." __________________

08-15-08, 05:22 PM	#3
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	I wish I didn't visualize things so well:rotfl: __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

08-15-08, 05:36 PM	#4
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What a bitch. The poor bartender had absolutely nothing to do with it but he's the one she decides to wipe her piss off on. A better title for the joke would be "Women know how to work their irritations out on innocent people"! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

08-15-08, 06:03 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Oh lighten up!:p It's a sick joke, but a funny one nonetheless. 'Nother oldie moldy but goody. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-15-08, 01:12 PM	#2
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Yummy!