A hillbilly joke.

Tango589 · 06-10-08, 02:04 PM

Hillbilly Birth

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be
a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing!'

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the
doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think
theres another one coming.' Sure enough, within m inutes he had
delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down
there's another one!' Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in
a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one
coming!' cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, .. . . . . 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin'
'em?'

Safe-Keeper · 06-10-08, 03:52 PM

:rotfl:

Everyone sing along... "Sweet home Alabama..."

rifleman13 · 06-10-08, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

:rotfl:

Everyone sing along... "Sweet home Alabama..."

...Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ducimus · 06-10-08, 09:46 PM

I have to say upfront a southerner i worked with told me this joke while i was stationed in Mississippi.

Heres the short version, its a reference to the sterotypical southerners family tree:

Young man goes to his father and announces he's getting married. He tells his father about his bride to be, and that It'll be a white wedding as she's still a virgin. To which his father replies, "Boy whats wrong with you! If she ain't good enough for her family, what makes you think she's good enough for ours?!?!"

Yahoshua · 06-10-08, 11:13 PM

that just sent shivers down my spine......

bookworm_020 · 06-10-08, 11:57 PM

That's so wrong on so many levels

06-10-08, 02:04 PM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	A hillbilly joke. Hillbilly Birth Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming.' Sure enough, within m inutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!' cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, .. . . . . 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?' __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

06-10-08, 03:52 PM	#2
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Everyone sing along... "Sweet home Alabama..." __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

06-10-08, 11:13 PM	#5
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	that just sent shivers down my spine...... __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

06-10-08, 11:57 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	That's so wrong on so many levels __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

06-10-08, 09:46 PM	#4
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	I have to say upfront a southerner i worked with told me this joke while i was stationed in Mississippi. Heres the short version, its a reference to the sterotypical southerners family tree: Young man goes to his father and announces he's getting married. He tells his father about his bride to be, and that It'll be a white wedding as she's still a virgin. To which his father replies, "Boy whats wrong with you! If she ain't good enough for her family, what makes you think she's good enough for ours?!?!"