Official 07/08 NikiMcbee NFL Thread

nikimcbee · 08-31-07, 01:47 AM

"The Thread" is BACK!!! Welcome to the OH-ficial, 100% Niki McBee NFL thread. Last year's thread was a smashing success, so this is part II. If you are new to the thread

, here's the rules: Only professional (and some amature) trash talking is allowed. No personal insults; IE: Bort is [insert insult here], 'cause he likes da Bears. One exception; you can make fun of Neal's smashing haircut

IF he makes "the BET" again.:rotfl:

wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Other than that, you can sling all the mud you want.

NOTE: THIS NOT A SOCCER THREAD!!!!! So, any other forms of "football" will be made fun of here! So, if you want to talk soccer (football

), there are plenty of other high quality, soap opera threads on the internet.

NOTE #2: CFL football-talk is allowed, but since you are using second-hand NFL players, you run the risk of being made fun of here. Nevertheless, you can hang out here, even if you use the metric system.

NOTE #3: I'm sick of hearing about Vick! I don't want to sort through 14 pages of Vick rants to get to the good stuff. So, unless you are talking about how Micheal Vick was framed by Phil Knight and Nike Corp to get that loser Joey a starting postion, I don't want to hear it!

Anyway, here goes nutin'....

2007-08 Football predictions...

Peyton rules the Universe....
Bort is still passed out (face down) in the nachos behind the couch after the Bears crushing loss...
Neal has a full head of hair again....
Ol McBee has ordered a pallet full of nacho-cheese,salsa, chips and diet rootbeer to endure another heartbreaking Viking season.

1. Brett Fav-ray is still playing!?! When the yellow-jackets and Ensure wears off, you cheeseheads are screwed...
2. So, did Romo practice ball handling in the off-season?
3. Da Bears, well... Can Rex survive another season of Takeda insults?
4. Everyone must cheer for Da' Raiders...As Neal MAY move this thread to blendersim or tractorsim pages to save the public humiliation of last years performance.
5. I have no idea who the Viking players are this year? All I worry about: Must beat Packers, Bears, and Lions. Can you hear the Viking battle horns?!?!
6. Will Randy Moss help or destroy the Patriots?
7. Detroit Lions [queue laugh track now]
8. Saints...Who gunno beat dem saints?
9. Can Peyton repeat?
10. The Chargers still have the best theme song in the NFL!
11. ...As the dude on ESPN radio said: Atlanta, you guys are screwed.:rotfl:
12. Will I make it to a Seahawks game this year? Torplexed are you out there???

So post your predictions here!!!

Sea Demon · 08-31-07, 02:00 AM

I'm hoping to see the 49ers continue their long hard road to becoming a winning team again. I can't make any predictions yet, but I'm at the very least hoping they do well enough to make it to the playoffs.

nikimcbee · 08-31-07, 02:05 AM

I need to come up with somesort of prize if your teams wins.:hmm:

I may use this system to predict games:
=

:rotfl:

Just for Bort:
=

Takeda Shingen · 08-31-07, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

3. Da Bears, well... Can Rex survive another season of Takeda insults?

The answer is no.

Anyway, this thread will receive official protection. Any off topic post will be subject to deletion. I think it's great that you only like Austrialian rules rugby, and that you think that American football is for little girls. Go start your own thread to that effect. Let us Americans have our girly game.

EDIT: Stickied. If the World Cup fans get their own [albeit temporary] forum, then this is at least deserving of a sticky until after the Superbowl.

ReallyDedPoet · 08-31-07, 06:43 AM

It will be a tough year, but ya' gotta stick with your team, go Packers

RDP

nikimcbee · 08-31-07, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

3. Da Bears, well... Can Rex survive another season of Takeda insults?

Anyway, this thread will receive official protection.
.

Yes!

I knew my Russian mobster ties would pay off!
Free vodka for all!

Takeda Shingen · 08-31-07, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Yes!

I knew my Russian mobster ties would pay off!
Free vodka for all!

Yes. Now, if you wouldn't mind calling off Boris and Vlad. They are scaring me.

Prediction from me: Chicago and New England will implode this year. Both disasters will be triggered by poor offense.

On the flip side: Cleveland and Minnesota will make the playoffs. Defensive turn-arounds will trigger the change.

Kapitan_Phillips · 08-31-07, 03:56 PM

Panthers slaughtered twice. Could've expected that from the Pats, but the Eagles?!

08-31-07, 05:00 PM

So long as the Denver Broncos don't get into the playoffs I'll be happy.

Camaero · 08-31-07, 05:15 PM

Go Chargers!

mr chris · 09-01-07, 04:43 AM

Randy Moss to prove the doubters wrong and help the Patriots go one better this year.

AVGWarhawk · 09-01-07, 08:05 AM

Baltimore Ravens! Now, if only the quarterback would show up to play instead of looking like he is there for a picnic like he did at the playoffs perhaps I have something going.

Takeda Shingen · 09-01-07, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Panthers slaughtered twice. Could've expected that from the Pats, but the Eagles?!

Philly's always able to field a good squad. Carolina's performance in that game should not have been surpirsing to anyone.

Kapitan_Phillips · 09-01-07, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Panthers slaughtered twice. Could've expected that from the Pats, but the Eagles?!

Philly's always able to field a good squad. Carolina's performance in that game should not have been surpirsing to anyone.

Hoooo! Stifle that blasphemy, mister

I did watch the Panthers vs. Patriots, and although we got beat, I did see some very good things from our draftee Beason. Could be a good defensive player to tailor in the Peppers/Rucker mould maybe?

Carolina's pass game could also use some work. Delhomme needs to be careful of three things:

1) Dont rely too heavily on Steve Smith - other teams figured this out last year and double teamed him all the time. We have other talented recievers in Colbert and Carter.
2) Dont get frustrated when a pass is dropped. I've seen his reactions and they tell me he doesnt like it. Deal with it Jakey boy, its part of the game.
3) Dont be afraid to use play action. I didnt see it once in our pre-season game, and after 2 run plays it might be worth a try for those crucial few yards for the first.

And as to whether Dan Morgan can stay injury free for this season, I just dont know. However, his presence does seem to do something to the Panthers' defense - it'd be useful to have him around.

zzsteven · 09-01-07, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Yes!

I knew my Russian mobster ties would pay off!
Free vodka for all!

Yes. Now, if you wouldn't mind calling off Boris and Vlad. They are scaring me.

Prediction from me: ......

On the flip side: Cleveland ......... will make the playoffs.

ROFLMAO..... trying hard to hold my laughter....... nope....... ROFLMAO

08-31-07, 01:47 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Official 07/08 NikiMcbee NFL Thread "The Thread" is BACK!!! Welcome to the OH-ficial, 100% Niki McBee NFL thread. Last year's thread was a smashing success, so this is part II. If you are new to the thread , here's the rules: Only professional (and some amature) trash talking is allowed. No personal insults; IE: Bort is [insert insult here], 'cause he likes da Bears. One exception; you can make fun of Neal's smashing haircut IF he makes "the BET" again.:rotfl: wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Other than that, you can sling all the mud you want. NOTE: THIS NOT A SOCCER THREAD!!!!! So, any other forms of "football" will be made fun of here! So, if you want to talk soccer (football ), there are plenty of other high quality, soap opera threads on the internet. NOTE #2: CFL football-talk is allowed, but since you are using second-hand NFL players, you run the risk of being made fun of here. Nevertheless, you can hang out here, even if you use the metric system. NOTE #3: I'm sick of hearing about Vick! I don't want to sort through 14 pages of Vick rants to get to the good stuff. So, unless you are talking about how Micheal Vick was framed by Phil Knight and Nike Corp to get that loser Joey a starting postion, I don't want to hear it! Anyway, here goes nutin'.... 2007-08 Football predictions... Peyton rules the Universe.... Bort is still passed out (face down) in the nachos behind the couch after the Bears crushing loss... Neal has a full head of hair again.... Ol McBee has ordered a pallet full of nacho-cheese,salsa, chips and diet rootbeer to endure another heartbreaking Viking season. 1. Brett Fav-ray is still playing!?! When the yellow-jackets and Ensure wears off, you cheeseheads are screwed... 2. So, did Romo practice ball handling in the off-season? 3. Da Bears, well... Can Rex survive another season of Takeda insults? 4. Everyone must cheer for Da' Raiders...As Neal MAY move this thread to blendersim or tractorsim pages to save the public humiliation of last years performance. 5. I have no idea who the Viking players are this year? All I worry about: Must beat Packers, Bears, and Lions. Can you hear the Viking battle horns?!?! 6. Will Randy Moss help or destroy the Patriots? 7. Detroit Lions [queue laugh track now] 8. Saints...Who gunno beat dem saints? 9. Can Peyton repeat? 10. The Chargers still have the best theme song in the NFL! 11. ...As the dude on ESPN radio said: Atlanta, you guys are screwed.:rotfl: 12. Will I make it to a Seahawks game this year? Torplexed are you out there??? So post your predictions here!!! __________________ Last edited by nikimcbee; 08-31-07 at 02:08 AM.

08-31-07, 06:43 AM	#5
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,884 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	It will be a tough year, but ya' gotta stick with your team, go Packers RDP __________________ Back in the Day

08-31-07, 03:56 PM	#8
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Panthers slaughtered twice. Could've expected that from the Pats, but the Eagles?! __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

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Camaero The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA, Massachusetts Posts: 1,477 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Go Chargers! __________________

09-01-07, 08:05 AM	#12
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Baltimore Ravens! Now, if only the quarterback would show up to play instead of looking like he is there for a picnic like he did at the playoffs perhaps I have something going. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-31-07, 02:00 AM	#2
Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	I'm hoping to see the 49ers continue their long hard road to becoming a winning team again. I can't make any predictions yet, but I'm at the very least hoping they do well enough to make it to the playoffs.

08-31-07, 02:05 AM	#3
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I need to come up with somesort of prize if your teams wins.:hmm: I may use this system to predict games: = :rotfl: Just for Bort: = __________________

08-31-07, 05:00 PM	#9
waste gate Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	So long as the Denver Broncos don't get into the playoffs I'll be happy.

09-01-07, 04:43 AM	#11
mr chris Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 3,562 Downloads: 216 Uploads: 0	Randy Moss to prove the doubters wrong and help the Patriots go one better this year.