I gotta ask.....

sharkbit · 04-25-08, 08:37 AM

....Who is this Bernard guy that I keep seeing mentioned in these forums?

danlisa · 04-25-08, 08:43 AM

Start at the beginning of the SH3 Humourous Screenshot Thread.

Then find Dowly and pound on him a bit.

@ Neal/Mods

The identity of Bernard should be required knowledge and should be the security question when registering.
That'll stop the spammers. Bernard, who the f*ck is Bernard?

FIREWALL · 04-25-08, 08:43 AM

He represents all the brits on a german u-boot. :p

Dowly · 04-25-08, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by danlisa

The identity of Bernard should be required knowledge and should be the security question when registering.
That'll stop the spammers. Bernard, who the f*ck is Bernard?

Excellent idea! :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 04-25-08, 10:49 AM

As Danlisa said, Bernard started as a one-picture joke by Dowly http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773 and has turned into the be-all end-all reference to blame anytime anything goes wrong, including your own screw-ups.

Jimbuna · 04-25-08, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Quote:

Originally Posted by danlisa

The identity of Bernard should be required knowledge and should be the security question when registering.
That'll stop the spammers. Bernard, who the f*ck is Bernard?

Excellent idea! :rotfl:

So who's the 'Bernard' on the flight sim

HunterICX · 04-25-08, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Quote:

Originally Posted by danlisa

The identity of Bernard should be required knowledge and should be the security question when registering.
That'll stop the spammers. Bernard, who the f*ck is Bernard?

Excellent idea! :rotfl:

So who's the 'Bernard' on the flight sim

Hermann Goering ofcourse

HunterICX

Jimbuna · 04-25-08, 05:05 PM

LOL

Wolfehunter · 04-25-08, 06:31 PM

HEHEHE:rotfl: Very rich. Everyone has a bernard on there U-boat... The real question you should be asking is "What do you do with him?"

Schwuppes · 04-25-08, 08:33 PM

And who is this Balz that pops up every now and then?

Sailor Steve · 04-25-08, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Schwuppes

And who is this Balz that pops up every now and then?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sear...earchid=359772

Go to page 3 and start at the bottom. How could anyone not know about the great and illustrious Balz?:rotfl:

bigboywooly · 04-25-08, 09:39 PM

A leg end in his own lunchtime

Brag · 04-27-08, 07:43 AM

J.S. Balz writes:

Who is Balz? How can anyone dare ask such a question?
Balz is the great hero of the Kriegsmarine and example for all to follow and adore me.

Kplt. Johan Sebastian Balz
Pride of the Kriegsmarine

Jimbuna · 04-27-08, 08:27 AM

Sounds like a load of old balz (bollocks to me)

Monica Lewinsky · 04-27-08, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sharkbit

....Who is this Bernard guy that I keep seeing mentioned in these forums?

An invisible crew mate that puts the screws to your current mission. He can normally found by leaving your PC and go to a bathroom and look in the mirror.

04-25-08, 08:37 AM	#1
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	I gotta ask..... ....Who is this Bernard guy that I keep seeing mentioned in these forums?

04-25-08, 08:43 AM	#2
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	Start at the beginning of the SH3 Humourous Screenshot Thread. Then find Dowly and pound on him a bit. @ Neal/Mods The identity of Bernard should be required knowledge and should be the security question when registering. That'll stop the spammers. Bernard, who the f*ck is Bernard? __________________

04-25-08, 08:43 AM	#3
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	He represents all the brits on a german u-boot. :p __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

04-25-08, 10:49 AM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	As Danlisa said, Bernard started as a one-picture joke by Dowly http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773 and has turned into the be-all end-all reference to blame anytime anything goes wrong, including your own screw-ups. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-25-08, 05:05 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-25-08, 06:31 PM	#9
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	HEHEHE:rotfl: Very rich. Everyone has a bernard on there U-boat... The real question you should be asking is "What do you do with him?" __________________

04-25-08, 08:33 PM	#10
Schwuppes 中国水兵 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 279 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	And who is this Balz that pops up every now and then? __________________ E8400 @ 4.00Ghz standard vCore, Gigabyte P35C DS3R @ 445 Mhz, Leadtek GTX 280, 3 x 1GB Kingston DDR2 800 @ 890Mhz, 250GB +160GB HDD, Terratec DMX 6fire 24/96, Silverstone ST60F 600W, Logitech Z-5500 THX

04-25-08, 09:39 PM	#12
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	A leg end in his own lunchtime __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

04-27-08, 07:43 AM	#13
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	J.S. Balz writes: Who is Balz? How can anyone dare ask such a question? Balz is the great hero of the Kriegsmarine and example for all to follow and adore me. Kplt. Johan Sebastian Balz Pride of the Kriegsmarine __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

04-27-08, 08:27 AM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sounds like a load of old balz (bollocks to me) __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!