The Luftwaffe saved my ass! We sunk the HMS Nelson

Amazing! I attacked the HMS Nelson in a convoy. 1942 or something I think. It was a single mission. I hit it in the side with 2 Type II torpedos impact at 5 meters. It listed for about an hour and a half while I got hunted for what seemed like forever. THEN out of nowhere JU-87s came with BE-110s and attacked the HMS Nelson! They dropped their bombs where my torpedos hit! THEN after they sunk her they came and gave me close air support and bombed the **** out of 3 tin cans that had been hunting me. I surfaced to help with the tin cans and rescue some downed pilots My periscope was out.

I've never seen the Luftwaffe kick so much ass!

[bigboywooly]

You are lucky
I never see the Luftwaffe after 1941

Lazy b**tards

Meh.

You scripted it so what's your problem?
I'd think you'd run with them.
:rotfl:

[bigboywooly]

Originally Posted by privateer

Meh.

You scripted it so what's your problem?
I'd think you'd run with them.
:rotfl:

:hmm:
:rotfl:

[Frank0001]

What does it take to call out the Luftwaffe? How far do you have to be from home base before they even show up?
I've send out a thousand contact reports before, but I never saw them!

[STEED]

Originally Posted by bigboywooly

You are lucky
I never see the Luftwaffe after 1941

Lazy b**tards

I've never seen the Fat pigs ever and why? There to busy sniffing leather and stuffing there faces full of drugs given to them by the big fat man himself old HG. Bunch of toss pots who are a wast of space, if Himmler and the SS had all shot I shall be happy.

[Frank0001]

Don't be too generous with words against the Luftwaffe, we all fight for the same cause.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Frank0001

Don't be too generous with words against the Luftwaffe, we all fight for the same cause.

The Army and Waffen SS along with us in the Navy, yes.

But those stinking jackass fly boys monkey butt suckers, NEVER.

Originally Posted by Frank0001

What does it take to call out the Luftwaffe? How far do you have to be from home base before they even show up?
I've send out a thousand contact reports before, but I never saw them!

I was doing a single missions near Malta. I was supposed to be taking down cargo. Well there is the HMS Nelson about 4 or 5 thousand meter away. Well I was deciding what to do and the Nelson and other boats started firing on someone on the other side of the convoy. I jumped into the fight right away because I didn't want them to fire on other Uboats or German aircraft while I twiddled my thumbs. I fired a 4 torp salvo at the Nelson. 3 Hits, one dud 2 detonations. Then as I said earlier an hour and a hald later the cavalry just shows up.

[Frank0001]

Aah so basically what you need is:

- Lots of patience
- Close to occupied countries (Malta = close to Italy)
- A battleship or a convoy (won't go for single merchants?)

But does it matter wether you send out a contact report or not?

Originally Posted by Frank0001

But does it matter wether you send out a contact report or not?

I didn't send one if that helps. It is the Malta single mission. I am playing it again to see if it happens again or I was lucky. The planes didn't care about the cargo ships. The cargo ships had hauled ass anyway when the Nelson started to get beat on. I would have too.

STEED scares mee!!!!!!!!!!!

[STEED]

Originally Posted by magicsub

STEED scares mee!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't panic unless your a monkey butt sucker fly boy kissing Herman's big fat ass.

[Brag]

The fuzz-boots never helped me.

[antikristuseke]

Good to hear that those flyboys took time out of their busy schedule of drinking and womanizing to lend a fellow kaleun a hand. So far I have come across them once in action, a few Stukas went after a lone small merchant I had reported a few hours earlyer.