Introducing..........

Freiwillige · 03-15-08, 09:45 PM

(Fritz von Titz approves this thread)

.............Fritz von Titz. The Greatest of the Greatest of all the Kaleuns. Lets see what the people have to say!

We asked random but extremely gorgeous frauloins through out Deutschland what there thoughts on this dashing hero.
Girl 1
(Announcer)"What do you think of this Germanic hero?" (shows pic)
(Girl 1)"He putz ze weiner in...................................Weinerschnitz el!"
(Announcer)"You cant say that!"
(Girl 1)"What he is ze weiner of my heart" .....Drumbeat.....Applause

Girl 2
(Announcer) "Excuse me miss what are your thoughts on this man?"
(Girl 2)"Is he single?"
(Announcer)"why yes he is."
(Girl 2)"Im sorry I have to go!"
(Announcer) "Where are you going in such a hurry!?"
(She yells back)"To get a divorce!"

Girl 3
(announcer) "Pardon me frauleun can I trouble you to look at this photo"
(Girl 3) "Thats Fritz von Titz!"
(Announcer)"You know him?"
(Girl 3)"Any girl that has seen his torpedo would never forget him!"
(Announcer)"Hey you cant say that!"
(Girl 3)"What I was talking about his golden torpedo award given to him by the Fuhrer!"

(Announcer) Well thats it for now folks, tune in next time for more of this maddness

"The only thing that really worried me during the war was that Fritz von Titz
I really got tired of saying "Hey you sunk my Battleship!"-Winston Churchill

"If only I were Gay!"-Adolf Hitler upon meeting Fritz von Titz

Blacklight · 03-15-08, 10:00 PM

Uh oh.. Balz has some competition !

Freiwillige · 03-15-08, 10:08 PM

(Fritz von Titz approves this thread)

"What are two things that dont go good together? Titz und Balz!"-Fritz von Titz on his short aquantance with the notorious Balz.

Freiwillige · 03-16-08, 01:13 AM

(Fritz von Titz approves this post)

"That Fritz he was such a frau fox, He was like Clark Gable, Bing Crosby, Humphry bogart, Gary Cooper, Errol flyn and Fred Astaire all rolled in one!"

"I met Von Titz once at a Kreigsmarine award ceromony, The one where the Fuhrer gave Fritz his golden torpedo.(Snicker) Anyways Fritz was uniqe.....He stood out. If I had to describe von Titz in one word it would be Perky, He was always up and in your face just very perky!"-Otto Kretchmer

"I also met the famous Kaluen Balz, I was told he was crazy but when I met him he started talking about his unorthadox tactics, For example he was explaining to me how he would often hide under a merchant just hanging there like (Balz! you have an urgent telegraph from Bernard!) with that our conversation was cut short"-Otto Kretchmer

GoldenRivet · 03-16-08, 01:18 AM

im tempted to leave subsim

:rotfl:

papa_smurf · 03-16-08, 08:29 AM

Balz will not like this one bit!

Brag · 03-16-08, 09:51 AM

Titz is funny. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'll have to send Balz a radiogram.

NealT · 03-16-08, 10:14 AM

Almost sounds like it is time to create a special forum for these guys...

This could get funny enough to make me

Jimbuna · 03-16-08, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NealT

Almost sounds like it is time to create a special forum for these guys...

This could get funny enough to make me

Yeah.....somewhere on Devils Island

Torplexed · 03-16-08, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

im tempted to leave subsim

:rotfl:

Yeah....I'm moving over to the Pacific, the home of Captains Jugs and Nutz. :p

Blacklight · 03-16-08, 04:24 PM

Okay.. now we're all going to have to make our own funny characters and then stick them all on the same U-boat together. It's McHale's Navy under the sea !!!

03-15-08, 09:45 PM	#1
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Introducing.......... (Fritz von Titz approves this thread) .............Fritz von Titz. The Greatest of the Greatest of all the Kaleuns. Lets see what the people have to say! We asked random but extremely gorgeous frauloins through out Deutschland what there thoughts on this dashing hero. Girl 1 (Announcer)"What do you think of this Germanic hero?" (shows pic) (Girl 1)"He putz ze weiner in...................................Weinerschnitz el!" (Announcer)"You cant say that!" (Girl 1)"What he is ze weiner of my heart" .....Drumbeat.....Applause Girl 2 (Announcer) "Excuse me miss what are your thoughts on this man?" (Girl 2)"Is he single?" (Announcer)"why yes he is." (Girl 2)"Im sorry I have to go!" (Announcer) "Where are you going in such a hurry!?" (She yells back)"To get a divorce!" Girl 3 (announcer) "Pardon me frauleun can I trouble you to look at this photo" (Girl 3) "Thats Fritz von Titz!" (Announcer)"You know him?" (Girl 3)"Any girl that has seen his torpedo would never forget him!" (Announcer)"Hey you cant say that!" (Girl 3)"What I was talking about his golden torpedo award given to him by the Fuhrer!" (Announcer) Well thats it for now folks, tune in next time for more of this maddness "The only thing that really worried me during the war was that Fritz von Titz I really got tired of saying "Hey you sunk my Battleship!"-Winston Churchill "If only I were Gay!"-Adolf Hitler upon meeting Fritz von Titz Last edited by Freiwillige; 03-16-08 at 12:01 AM.

03-15-08, 10:00 PM	#2
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Uh oh.. Balz has some competition ! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

03-16-08, 01:18 AM	#5
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	im tempted to leave subsim :rotfl: __________________

03-16-08, 08:29 AM	#6
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Balz will not like this one bit! __________________

03-16-08, 09:51 AM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Titz is funny. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I'll have to send Balz a radiogram. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

03-15-08, 10:08 PM	#3
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	(Fritz von Titz approves this thread) "What are two things that dont go good together? Titz und Balz!"-Fritz von Titz on his short aquantance with the notorious Balz.

03-16-08, 01:13 AM	#4
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	(Fritz von Titz approves this post) "That Fritz he was such a frau fox, He was like Clark Gable, Bing Crosby, Humphry bogart, Gary Cooper, Errol flyn and Fred Astaire all rolled in one!" "I met Von Titz once at a Kreigsmarine award ceromony, The one where the Fuhrer gave Fritz his golden torpedo.(Snicker) Anyways Fritz was uniqe.....He stood out. If I had to describe von Titz in one word it would be Perky, He was always up and in your face just very perky!"-Otto Kretchmer "I also met the famous Kaluen Balz, I was told he was crazy but when I met him he started talking about his unorthadox tactics, For example he was explaining to me how he would often hide under a merchant just hanging there like (Balz! you have an urgent telegraph from Bernard!) with that our conversation was cut short"-Otto Kretchmer

03-16-08, 10:14 AM	#8
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Almost sounds like it is time to create a special forum for these guys... This could get funny enough to make me

03-16-08, 04:24 PM	#11
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Okay.. now we're all going to have to make our own funny characters and then stick them all on the same U-boat together. It's McHale's Navy under the sea !!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"