9 Things I Hate About Everyone

SUBMAN1 · 01-17-08, 05:04 PM

Apparently, this is an email going around. Its pretty funny.

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

STEED · 01-17-08, 05:31 PM

Apart from number 2 my TV only has on/off button, the rest. :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 01-17-08, 06:02 PM

No 9.......One of my all time favourites :rotfl:

FIREWALL · 01-17-08, 06:11 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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FIREWALL

Yahoshua · 01-17-08, 06:32 PM

I'll tack on a personal #10: When right after a bad accident and bleeding profusely. Somebody comes up to you and yells in your face "ARE YOU OKAY!!??"

The following of which is responded to by a string of speech that would never have been uttered under more pleasant circumstances.

SUBMAN1 · 01-17-08, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Yahoshua

I'll tack on a personal #10: When right after a bad accident and bleeding profusely. Somebody comes up to you and yells in your face "ARE YOU OKAY!!??"

The following of which is responded to by a string of speech that would never have been uttered under more pleasant circumstances.

I had to repost. It is totally true! Reminds me when I was a kid and I crashed a go kart hard....

joegrundman · 01-17-08, 07:00 PM

I think No.3 is just misunderstanding the expression. It may be an archaism, but i guess in modern english it would be better said as " You want to both keep your cake (for later), and eat it (now) too" which is not a possible choice.

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-17-08, 07:09 PM

I got one for you: People who come in to a resteraunt after you, order the exact same thing as you, and get their meals before you do.

FIREWALL · 01-17-08, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahoshua

I'll tack on a personal #10: When right after a bad accident and bleeding profusely. Somebody comes up to you and yells in your face "ARE YOU OKAY!!??"

The following of which is responded to by a string of speech that would never have been uttered under more pleasant circumstances.

I had to repost. It is totally true! Reminds me when I was a kid and I crashed a go kart hard....

That brings back fond memories of a kart i built with a 750 honda with a 3 spd aoto trans.

What Fun..

joea · 01-17-08, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

No 9.......One of my all time favourites :rotfl:

Actually, if say two or more different bus routes pass the same stop it could make sense to ask "has the bus 7" passed yet when the buses 27 and 11 also stop at the same place like near my place. :p

August · 01-17-08, 08:20 PM

I was gonna say this list is as old as dirt but what the heck, life is short.

jp99gt · 01-17-08, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Yahoshua

I'll tack on a personal #10: When right after a bad accident and bleeding profusely. Somebody comes up to you and yells in your face "ARE YOU OKAY!!??"

The following of which is responded to by a string of speech that would never have been uttered under more pleasant circumstances.

If the person who asks is trained in first aid/CPR, they will ask this question if they follow procedure. You see, if someone is unable to respond, then you have the right to administer first aid by what is known as "implied consent" when they do not respond to that question.

If the person does respond, you next ask, "Do you want help?" If they say no, then you do not have the right to administer aid against their will. If they say yes, you may offer help.

Obviously some (ok, many!) people are just stupid and ask this question. But first aid responders ask this for legal reasons.

Skybird · 01-17-08, 08:25 PM

Psychologists know this one:

when somebody gives you two shirts as a gift for birthday, and then you wear one of them, and he/she asks you with a sad face: "What, the other you did not like...?"

Blacklight · 01-17-08, 09:20 PM

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8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

People who say "Life is short" have never played the boardgame

But I guess it's shorter than "Monotony"..er.. um.. "Monopoly".

StdDev · 01-17-08, 11:11 PM

Someone HAS to mention one of the most dumba** questions that can be asked...

"Does this milk taste like its gone over?" or "Does this taste funny to you?"

OH YEAH now I just HAVE to try it...

01-17-08, 05:31 PM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Apart from number 2 my TV only has on/off button, the rest. :rotfl: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-17-08, 06:02 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	No 9.......One of my all time favourites :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-17-08, 06:11 PM	#4
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: FIREWALL __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

01-17-08, 06:32 PM	#5
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'll tack on a personal #10: When right after a bad accident and bleeding profusely. Somebody comes up to you and yells in your face "ARE YOU OKAY!!??" The following of which is responded to by a string of speech that would never have been uttered under more pleasant circumstances. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

01-17-08, 07:00 PM	#7
joegrundman Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,689 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	I think No.3 is just misunderstanding the expression. It may be an archaism, but i guess in modern english it would be better said as " You want to both keep your cake (for later), and eat it (now) too" which is not a possible choice. __________________ "Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill

01-17-08, 05:04 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	9 Things I Hate About Everyone Apparently, this is an email going around. Its pretty funny. -S 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? __________________

01-17-08, 07:09 PM	#8
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	I got one for you: People who come in to a resteraunt after you, order the exact same thing as you, and get their meals before you do. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

01-17-08, 08:20 PM	#11
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I was gonna say this list is as old as dirt but what the heck, life is short. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

01-17-08, 08:25 PM	#13
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Psychologists know this one: when somebody gives you two shirts as a gift for birthday, and then you wear one of them, and he/she asks you with a sad face: "What, the other you did not like...?" __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-17-08, 11:11 PM	#15
StdDev Legend of the Sea Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the Great Wet North Posts: 635 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Someone HAS to mention one of the most dumba** questions that can be asked... "Does this milk taste like its gone over?" or "Does this taste funny to you?" OH YEAH now I just HAVE to try it...