9 Things I Hate About Everyone
 

Apparently, this is an email going around. Its pretty funny.

-S

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Apart from number 2 my TV only has on/off button, the rest. :rotfl:

No 9.......One of my all time favourites :rotfl:

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FIREWALL

I'll tack on a personal #10: When right after a bad accident and bleeding profusely. Somebody comes up to you and yells in your face "ARE YOU OKAY!!??"

The following of which is responded to by a string of speech that would never have been uttered under more pleasant circumstances.

I had to repost. It is totally true! Reminds me when I was a kid and I crashed a go kart hard....

I think No.3 is just misunderstanding the expression. It may be an archaism, but i guess in modern english it would be better said as " You want to both keep your cake (for later), and eat it (now) too" which is not a possible choice.

I got one for you: People who come in to a resteraunt after you, order the exact same thing as you, and get their meals before you do.


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That brings back fond memories of a kart i built with a 750 honda with a 3 spd aoto trans.

What Fun..:D :D :D

Actually, if say two or more different bus routes pass the same stop it could make sense to ask "has the bus 7" passed yet when the buses 27 and 11 also stop at the same place like near my place. :p

I was gonna say this list is as old as dirt but what the heck, life is short.

If the person who asks is trained in first aid/CPR, they will ask this question if they follow procedure. You see, if someone is unable to respond, then you have the right to administer first aid by what is known as "implied consent" when they do not respond to that question.

If the person does respond, you next ask, "Do you want help?" If they say no, then you do not have the right to administer aid against their will. If they say yes, you may offer help.

Obviously some (ok, many!) people are just stupid and ask this question. But first aid responders ask this for legal reasons.

Psychologists know this one:

when somebody gives you two shirts as a gift for birthday, and then you wear one of them, and he/she asks you with a sad face: "What, the other you did not like...?" :dead:

People who say "Life is short" have never played the boardgame :dead:

But I guess it's shorter than "Monotony"..er.. um.. "Monopoly".

Someone HAS to mention one of the most dumba** questions that can be asked...

"Does this milk taste like its gone over?" or "Does this taste funny to you?"


OH YEAH now I just HAVE to try it... :damn: