Franco-German Friendship Ball

Brag · 08-21-07, 09:33 PM

06 October 1940

You are invited to the first annual Lorient Franco-German Friendship Society Charity Concert and Ball. To be held at the Lorient Mayoritee. Organized by the Lorient Cultural Society and Kptlt. J.S. Balz.

Program:
Lorient Chamber orchestra -- Tchaikovski, Balz of the Flowers.
French Prisoner's of War Wind Ansemble-- Strauss, The Emperor's Balz.

Dinner and dancing 'til dawn.

Proceeds of this event will be donated to La Resistance.

Looking forward to seeing you at this great cultural event

Kptlt. J.S. Balz.
Author of Je Atendre mon Hoochie-Woochie.

sunvalleyslim · 08-22-07, 12:08 AM

let me get this right. It's a Franco-German Friendship Ball, but all proceeds go to "La Resistance?

How Chic of you Herr Balz to assist La Resistance. Of course you are well aware the French could not do it there selves.They cannot even save themselves. I believe they will need the assistance of the United States of America. To which they will forget to repay or help in the future, No?

bookworm_020 · 08-22-07, 01:12 AM

IF you want a laugh, type in "french military victories" into google and click on the "I'm feeling lucking" button and see what result you get!:rotfl::rotfl:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

IrischKapitan · 08-22-07, 03:10 PM

Google: "Your search-French military victories -did not match any documents. No pages were found. Did you mean French military defeats?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, Was there ajoke after that? I didn't even need to read it, the opening line was so funny

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-22-07, 03:15 PM

i think i will join the brits on the ocean floor instead of joining balz's party.

VolvicCH · 08-22-07, 04:39 PM

Im sure Napoleon would be turning in his grave if he read this thread

Have a nice day

bigboywooly · 08-22-07, 06:03 PM

Not a lot for the French to parade as in the way of " modern " victories
History shows they had lots with Napoleon

Same can be said of a lot of nations

I heard the other day that the new Spanish navy has glass bottomed hulls

So they can see the old Spanish navy

:rotfl:

Foghladh_mhara · 08-22-07, 06:46 PM

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-22-07, 06:54 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

thats for when they have to go battling.
first thing they do is retreating :rotfl::rotfl:

IrischKapitan · 08-23-07, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foghladh_mhara

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear

Fogh, should than not be in case the enemy attacks from the front???

Von Manteuffel · 08-23-07, 02:45 PM

"Franco-German Friendship"

- one of the truly great oxymorons.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-23-07, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrischKapitan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foghladh_mhara

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear

Fogh, should than not be in case the enemy attacks from the front???

how can they attack from the back if they retreat ? :rotfl::rotfl:

Foghladh_mhara · 08-23-07, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrischKapitan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foghladh_mhara

Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear

Fogh, should than not be in case the enemy attacks from the front???

The reverse gears cover the frontal attack the forward gear is for the rear attack.

Brag · 08-23-07, 09:34 PM

What is all this Frog-bashing have to do with a party? Have you. gentlemen, forgotten how to booze it up? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-24-07, 04:46 AM

kinda hard to booze it up on the ocean floor dont you think :rotfl:

08-21-07, 09:33 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Franco-German Friendship Ball 06 October 1940 You are invited to the first annual Lorient Franco-German Friendship Society Charity Concert and Ball. To be held at the Lorient Mayoritee. Organized by the Lorient Cultural Society and Kptlt. J.S. Balz. Program: Lorient Chamber orchestra -- Tchaikovski, Balz of the Flowers. French Prisoner's of War Wind Ansemble-- Strauss, The Emperor's Balz. Dinner and dancing 'til dawn. Proceeds of this event will be donated to La Resistance. Looking forward to seeing you at this great cultural event Kptlt. J.S. Balz. Author of Je Atendre mon Hoochie-Woochie. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 08-21-07 at 09:55 PM.

08-22-07, 12:08 AM	#2
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	let me get this right. It's a Franco-German Friendship Ball, but all proceeds go to "La Resistance? How Chic of you Herr Balz to assist La Resistance. Of course you are well aware the French could not do it there selves.They cannot even save themselves. I believe they will need the assistance of the United States of America. To which they will forget to repay or help in the future, No? __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

08-22-07, 01:12 AM	#3
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	IF you want a laugh, type in "french military victories" into google and click on the "I'm feeling lucking" button and see what result you get!:rotfl::rotfl: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

08-22-07, 03:10 PM	#4
IrischKapitan Ensign Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Waiting for convoys of the coast of Donegal Posts: 227 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Google: "Your search-French military victories -did not match any documents. No pages were found. Did you mean French military defeats? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, Was there ajoke after that? I didn't even need to read it, the opening line was so funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman? A: Sunburned armpits. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ ''Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better'' SAVE U 534!! http://www.atlantik-pirat.com/U-534page.htm

08-22-07, 03:15 PM	#5
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	i think i will join the brits on the ocean floor instead of joining balz's party. __________________ Gruß

08-22-07, 04:39 PM	#6
VolvicCH Bosun Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Guadiaro, Spain Posts: 65 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Im sure Napoleon would be turning in his grave if he read this thread Have a nice day

08-22-07, 06:03 PM	#7
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Not a lot for the French to parade as in the way of " modern " victories History shows they had lots with Napoleon Same can be said of a lot of nations I heard the other day that the new Spanish navy has glass bottomed hulls So they can see the old Spanish navy :rotfl: __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

08-22-07, 06:46 PM	#8
Foghladh_mhara Commander Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kent Posts: 473 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Not to mention the new French tanks with 5 reverse gears and 1 forward in case the enemy attack from the rear __________________ The beauty of not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise without any of the stress that might normally precede such a venture

08-22-07, 06:54 PM	#9
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: thats for when they have to go battling. first thing they do is retreating :rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Gruß

08-23-07, 02:45 PM	#11
Von Manteuffel Commander Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 473 Downloads: 411 Uploads: 0	"Franco-German Friendship" - one of the truly great oxymorons.

08-23-07, 09:34 PM	#14
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	What is all this Frog-bashing have to do with a party? Have you. gentlemen, forgotten how to booze it up? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-24-07, 04:46 AM	#15
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	kinda hard to booze it up on the ocean floor dont you think :rotfl: __________________ Gruß