Olt. Z.S. Balz & Balzing Mathilda

Brag · 07-25-07, 05:12 PM

12 November 1939

Of course it would have rained!

My triumphal return from first patrol was wet. The blinking weather people don't understand that when a U-boat commander sinks 110151 BRT on his first patrol, he deserves good weather. Bdu was stingy with medals. Even though, I sank A Nelson, they gave gave me a lousy IC 2nd. The same as the 5 others for my officers. They did promote me to Oberleutnant z.S., though.

I can't complain too much about my boat, but U-53 sounds pedesrian, so I'm calling it Balzing Mathilda.

I may as well complain about my fellow Kaleuns. They all want recipies for ala Balz cuisine. Did anyone organize a welcome back Balz party for my return? Bleah.

Of course, few people understand or appreciate the masterful underwater warmanship that I practice.

Anyway, the Fuhrer and the other bigwigs have nothing to worry about. Balz is here to win the war

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Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-26-07, 04:56 PM

im way ahead of you with my 3 million tons

07-26-07, 05:37 PM

Since every one calls me the noob,I might as well be the "Noob who can at least do something."I've sunk more tons than either of you then.....

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-26-07, 06:31 PM

PICTUUUURE

Brag · 07-26-07, 07:04 PM

Jawhol, Picture!!!

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-26-07, 07:30 PM

same for you Balz

sunvalleyslim · 07-28-07, 03:05 PM

[quote=Brag]12 November 1939
I may as well complain about my fellow Kaleuns. They all want recipies for ala Balz cuisine. Did anyone organize a welcome back Balz party for my return? Bleah.

Hear ye, here ye, To the Most Honorable Herr Balz,

It is with utmost sincerity that your fellow Kaleuns have asked you to join them at the St. Balz Hotel. (Remember the one owned by your uncle, Herr Bare Balz).
They wish for you to regale them in your most recent adventures. And of course for allowing you to retell many of your Balz adventures the drinks are on you. Of course the house drink, "Bloody Balz" will be used for the first toast. Along with Harvey Balzbangers, Sex on the Balz, and Dirty Balz Martinis.......

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Brag · 07-28-07, 04:13 PM

10 February 1940
At sea in Balzing Mathilda

Herr Sunvalleyslim,

On me? On me? Drinks on me? Aaaarrrgghh. I just broke 100K BRT for this (2nd )patrol. Do you think I'm going to head to Willi and the old Balzhoff with the stingy uncle? Not likely, I have 3 torpedoes left and a bunch of deck ammunition.

Spain! That's where I'm heading. Will sink a few Tommies on the approaches to Gibraltar then put into Cadiz to eat fried sardines and drink good wine.

Once those Wermacht layabouts decide to move their duffs from the Siegfried Line and liberate France we can dicuss party arrangements.

Meanwhile, I'm giving Tommy Balz of fire.

and composing a song titled: Meet me in Balzimore, you sweet Hoochie Woochie.

Oblt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

Schöneboom · 07-28-07, 04:18 PM

Let's drink to der U-Boot Skipper mit Brass Balz! Hurrah-hurrah-hurrah!

07-25-07, 05:12 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Olt. Z.S. Balz & Balzing Mathilda 12 November 1939 Of course it would have rained! My triumphal return from first patrol was wet. The blinking weather people don't understand that when a U-boat commander sinks 110151 BRT on his first patrol, he deserves good weather. Bdu was stingy with medals. Even though, I sank A Nelson, they gave gave me a lousy IC 2nd. The same as the 5 others for my officers. They did promote me to Oberleutnant z.S., though. I can't complain too much about my boat, but U-53 sounds pedesrian, so I'm calling it Balzing Mathilda. I may as well complain about my fellow Kaleuns. They all want recipies for ala Balz cuisine. Did anyone organize a welcome back Balz party for my return? Bleah. Of course, few people understand or appreciate the masterful underwater warmanship that I practice. Anyway, the Fuhrer and the other bigwigs have nothing to worry about. Balz is here to win the war . __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

07-26-07, 04:56 PM	#2
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	im way ahead of you with my 3 million tons __________________ Gruß

07-26-07, 05:37 PM	#3
AdlerGrosmann Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Hmm more then 3million Since every one calls me the noob,I might as well be the "Noob who can at least do something."I've sunk more tons than either of you then.....

07-26-07, 06:31 PM	#4
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	PICTUUUURE __________________ Gruß

07-26-07, 07:04 PM	#5
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Jawhol, Picture!!! __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

07-26-07, 07:30 PM	#6
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	same for you Balz __________________ Gruß

07-28-07, 03:05 PM	#7
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	[quote=Brag]12 November 1939 I may as well complain about my fellow Kaleuns. They all want recipies for ala Balz cuisine. Did anyone organize a welcome back Balz party for my return? Bleah. Hear ye, here ye, To the Most Honorable Herr Balz, It is with utmost sincerity that your fellow Kaleuns have asked you to join them at the St. Balz Hotel. (Remember the one owned by your uncle, Herr Bare Balz). They wish for you to regale them in your most recent adventures. And of course for allowing you to retell many of your Balz adventures the drinks are on you. Of course the house drink, "Bloody Balz" will be used for the first toast. Along with Harvey Balzbangers, Sex on the Balz, and Dirty Balz Martinis....... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

07-28-07, 04:13 PM	#8
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	10 February 1940 At sea in Balzing Mathilda Herr Sunvalleyslim, On me? On me? Drinks on me? Aaaarrrgghh. I just broke 100K BRT for this (2nd )patrol. Do you think I'm going to head to Willi and the old Balzhoff with the stingy uncle? Not likely, I have 3 torpedoes left and a bunch of deck ammunition. Spain! That's where I'm heading. Will sink a few Tommies on the approaches to Gibraltar then put into Cadiz to eat fried sardines and drink good wine. Once those Wermacht layabouts decide to move their duffs from the Siegfried Line and liberate France we can dicuss party arrangements. Meanwhile, I'm giving Tommy Balz of fire. and composing a song titled: Meet me in Balzimore, you sweet Hoochie Woochie. Oblt. Johan Sebastian Balz. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

07-28-07, 04:18 PM	#9
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Let's drink to der U-Boot Skipper mit Brass Balz! Hurrah-hurrah-hurrah! __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."