car crash... why men are smarter then women...

06-13-07, 06:56 PM

OK so a mate Paul was in a huge car crash last week,
both cars collided at 80miles per hour,
both cars were a complete right-off,
but amazingly enough he walked away without a scratch and so did the woman in the other car...
In Paul's car sat a bottle of southern comfort that he had just bought,
this did not smash in the collision...
Paul suggest to the very nervous woman that they have a drink of it to calm her down and celebrate not been injured...
she said yes, so Paul handed her the bottle,
she took a couple of big drinks then went to hand it to Paul, who put it back in the car,
the woman then said...what??? are you not going to have a drink???
Paul replied to the woman, no no ill wait until the police come...

just showing that men are really smarter than women

Reaves · 06-13-07, 07:27 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's what the get for having a brain the size of a squirrel.

(According to Borat)

06-13-07, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaves

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's what the get for having a brain the size of a squirrel.

(According to Borat)

Indeed, and yet their beauty does not help...
LOOK:

Picture removed on request...

Sailor Steve · 06-13-07, 07:59 PM

I heard that joke years ago, except it was the other way around.

06-13-07, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I heard that joke years ago, except it was the other way around.

Could be, but this is a PROPER way...

bookworm_020 · 06-13-07, 10:20 PM

GakunGak please remove the photo of Borat, that thong is doing untold harm to the mental health of people in this forum

06-13-07, 06:56 PM	#1
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	car crash... why men are smarter then women... OK so a mate Paul was in a huge car crash last week, both cars collided at 80miles per hour, both cars were a complete right-off, but amazingly enough he walked away without a scratch and so did the woman in the other car... In Paul's car sat a bottle of southern comfort that he had just bought, this did not smash in the collision... Paul suggest to the very nervous woman that they have a drink of it to calm her down and celebrate not been injured... she said yes, so Paul handed her the bottle, she took a couple of big drinks then went to hand it to Paul, who put it back in the car, the woman then said...what??? are you not going to have a drink??? Paul replied to the woman, no no ill wait until the police come... just showing that men are really smarter than women

06-13-07, 07:27 PM	#2
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: That's what the get for having a brain the size of a squirrel. (According to Borat) __________________

06-13-07, 07:59 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I heard that joke years ago, except it was the other way around. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-13-07, 10:20 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	GakunGak please remove the photo of Borat, that thong is doing untold harm to the mental health of people in this forum __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"