car crash... why men are smarter then women...
 

OK so a mate Paul was in a huge car crash last week,
both cars collided at 80miles per hour,
both cars were a complete right-off,
but amazingly enough he walked away without a scratch and so did the woman in the other car...
In Paul's car sat a bottle of southern comfort that he had just bought,
this did not smash in the collision...
Paul suggest to the very nervous woman that they have a drink of it to calm her down and celebrate not been injured...
she said yes, so Paul handed her the bottle,
she took a couple of big drinks then went to hand it to Paul, who put it back in the car,
the woman then said...what??? are you not going to have a drink???
Paul replied to the woman, no no ill wait until the police come...

just showing that men are really smarter than women
:lol:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's what the get for having a brain the size of a squirrel.

(According to Borat)

Indeed, and yet their beauty does not help...
LOOK:

Picture removed on request...

I heard that joke years ago, except it was the other way around.:dead:

Could be, but this is a PROPER way...:know:

GakunGak please remove the photo of Borat, that thong is doing untold harm to the mental health of people in this forum:yep::88):88):88)

and ur complaning about the thong why???? considering the fact theres 2 hot women right beside him..... :doh::doh::arrgh!:

Done!:up: