Air Attacks Getting Ridiculous

Sawdust · 06-10-07, 03:53 PM

Boy, these air attacks are getting ridiculous!

STEED · 06-10-07, 04:00 PM

Trust me they are bullet proof. :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 06-10-07, 04:23 PM

Secret Weapons of the RAF.

Foghladh_mhara · 06-10-07, 06:25 PM

Mind they dont poop on your hull. Its a right job to get it off

Kpt. Lehmann · 06-10-07, 06:47 PM

Don't you just hate it when they nail you right in the periscope lens as you are tracking a convoy in shallow water?

That big white spot is quite visible to the enemy.

I once lost a U-boat after a seagull pooped on my scope.

Dowly took a screenshot of a similar event. I wish I could find it.

Seagull poop costs lives!

Puster Bill · 06-10-07, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

Don't you just hate it when they nail you right in the periscope lens as you are tracking a convoy in shallow water?

That big white spot is quite visible to the enemy.

I once lost a U-boat after a seagull pooped on my scope.

Dowly took a screenshot of a similar event. I wish I could find it.

Seagull poop costs lives!

Don't you go bad-mouthing gull guano. Gull guano is mined to make nitrates. You know, the stuff that is used to make the things that go *BOOM*.

That there bird feces is military gold, my friend, military gold. Scrape it off and sell it when you get back home.

Jimbuna · 06-11-07, 05:12 AM

I think your meant to instruct your lookouts to collect all their crap and use the acid content to rejuvinate your vessels batteries :hmm:

It's called 'helping the war effort'

Brag · 06-11-07, 06:40 AM

Excellent picture, tells a story. The insights revealed by our Kaleuns are also impressive. I never hang out on the poop deck. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Thniper · 06-11-07, 08:03 AM

Yeah, and don't forget those torpedos mounted on dolphins!

Stoli · 06-11-07, 08:55 AM

Good Pic, that's exactly why I always keep the windows rolled up in my boat.

Kpt. Lehmann · 06-11-07, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Stoli

Good Pic, that's exactly why I always keep the windows rolled up in my boat.

Exactly, I keep the screen door tightly closed on my sub.

06-10-07, 03:53 PM	#1
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06-10-07, 04:00 PM	#2
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06-10-07, 06:25 PM	#4
Foghladh_mhara Commander Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kent Posts: 473 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Mind they dont poop on your hull. Its a right job to get it off __________________ The beauty of not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise without any of the stress that might normally precede such a venture

06-10-07, 06:47 PM	#5
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,993 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	Don't you just hate it when they nail you right in the periscope lens as you are tracking a convoy in shallow water? That big white spot is quite visible to the enemy. I once lost a U-boat after a seagull pooped on my scope. Dowly took a screenshot of a similar event. I wish I could find it. Seagull poop costs lives! __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

06-11-07, 05:12 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I think your meant to instruct your lookouts to collect all their crap and use the acid content to rejuvinate your vessels batteries :hmm: It's called 'helping the war effort' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-11-07, 06:40 AM	#8
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Excellent picture, tells a story. The insights revealed by our Kaleuns are also impressive. I never hang out on the poop deck. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

06-11-07, 08:03 AM	#9
Thniper Planesman Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Niedersachsen, Germany Posts: 186 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 0	Yeah, and don't forget those torpedos mounted on dolphins! __________________ "I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth." ------------------------------- Jonathan Swift, Gulliver's Travels (1726)

06-11-07, 08:55 AM	#10
Stoli A-ganger Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 74 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Good Pic, that's exactly why I always keep the windows rolled up in my boat.