Kapt_Phil is sloshed!

Frau_Phillips · 05-26-07, 06:54 PM

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk.

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

Letum · 05-26-07, 06:56 PM

Im utterl pissed as well but its much duller. port, chhepish, but good.
heres breaking my no posting when pissed rule but its a special post.
edit: the english menings

kiwi_2005 · 05-26-07, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk.

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

Phone sex i thought that went out of fashion in the 90s:hmm::p

Frau_Phillips · 05-26-07, 09:02 PM

"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

05-26-07, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

How much beer/liquor does it take before the K-man starts speaking in gibberish?
My understanding is that he is rather tall; 6'7" or so.

I'm 5'7" on a good day, and four beers put me on my ass. You can put a fork in me ......... I'm done.

Frau_Phillips · 05-26-07, 09:52 PM

I may be exaggerating a bit, he was nowhere near like that. He was slurring and giggling and talking complete Ess H Eye Tee, but he wasn't quiiite on his ass.

Believe me, I've lived with an alcoholic, I know the subtle nuances of the different stages of drunkeness. XP

05-26-07, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

Ess H Eye Tee

Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

I guess I don't understand what this means. Sounds like gibberish to me, but I'm old.

You love-birds probably know what it means.

Oberon · 05-27-07, 06:01 AM

:hmm:

Must have been Subsim booze-up night last night then, I cracked open a couple of bottles of vintage Newcastle Brown.

Best before 30/11/05? Bah, stuff and nonsense!!

Chock · 05-27-07, 07:12 AM

I'm feeling a bit grim today too, having indulged in the Champagne last night in celebration with my wife for one of her dogs winning the big best in show prize at a dog show yesterday.

:rotfl:

Chock

Jimbuna · 05-27-07, 07:13 AM

way ay man.....broon dog

gan canny mind

U-533 · 05-27-07, 08:12 AM

what do ya do with a drunkin sailor
what do ya do with a drunkin sailor
what do ya do with a drunkin sailor

earlie in the mornin

put'em in the boat an row'em over
put'em in the boat an row'em over
put'em in the boat an row'em over

earlie in the mornin

wiegh hey drunkon sailor
wiegh hey drunkin sailor
wiegh aye drunkin sailor

urlye in the mornin

:rotfl: :rotfl:

bigboywooly · 05-27-07, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

:hmm:

Best before 30/11/05? Bah, stuff and nonsense!!

How the hell did you let it get so out of date
Shame on you
Mine last less than a week in my house

:rotfl:

Drink quicker

Responsibly

Oberon · 05-27-07, 11:00 AM

Lol, had a nasty experience mixing drinks a few years back, put me off it for a bit, but last night I thought what the heck and dusted it off.

Jimbuna · 05-27-07, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Lol, had a nasty experience mixing drinks a few years back, put me off it for a bit, but last night I thought what the heck and dusted it off.

Yep, Watneys brewery had a lot to answer for down south over the years

:rotfl:

Lagger123987 · 05-27-07, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

tipsy

i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!

05-26-07, 06:54 PM	#1
Frau_Phillips Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2007 Location: The wrong side of the ocean Posts: 122 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Kapt_Phil is sloshed! Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk. Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!" Just though y'all'd like to know ;P __________________

05-26-07, 06:56 PM	#2
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Im utterl pissed as well but its much duller. port, chhepish, but good. heres breaking my no posting when pissed rule but its a special post. edit: the english menings __________________

05-26-07, 09:02 PM	#4
Frau_Phillips Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2007 Location: The wrong side of the ocean Posts: 122 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?" __________________

05-26-07, 09:52 PM	#6
Frau_Phillips Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2007 Location: The wrong side of the ocean Posts: 122 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I may be exaggerating a bit, he was nowhere near like that. He was slurring and giggling and talking complete Ess H Eye Tee, but he wasn't quiiite on his ass. Believe me, I've lived with an alcoholic, I know the subtle nuances of the different stages of drunkeness. XP __________________

05-27-07, 07:13 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	way ay man.....broon dog gan canny mind __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-27-07, 06:01 AM	#8
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	:hmm: Must have been Subsim booze-up night last night then, I cracked open a couple of bottles of vintage Newcastle Brown. Best before 30/11/05? Bah, stuff and nonsense!!

05-27-07, 07:12 AM	#9
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'm feeling a bit grim today too, having indulged in the Champagne last night in celebration with my wife for one of her dogs winning the big best in show prize at a dog show yesterday. :rotfl: Chock

05-27-07, 08:12 AM	#11
U-533 Samurai Navy Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: On my Boat Posts: 594 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	what do ya do with a drunkin sailor what do ya do with a drunkin sailor what do ya do with a drunkin sailor earlie in the mornin put'em in the boat an row'em over put'em in the boat an row'em over put'em in the boat an row'em over earlie in the mornin wiegh hey drunkon sailor wiegh hey drunkin sailor wiegh aye drunkin sailor urlye in the mornin :rotfl: :rotfl:

05-27-07, 11:00 AM	#13
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lol, had a nasty experience mixing drinks a few years back, put me off it for a bit, but last night I thought what the heck and dusted it off.