sorry - couldn't resist it. Weakwilled Kaleun

johnm · 04-27-07, 02:37 PM

After three patrols with misable targets (I even machine gunned a sloop!), I was leaving Wilhelmshaven in a IXB on my 12th patrol when Hipper and an escort destroyer came in.

Being a miserable so n so, I turned and gave Hipper a salvo of 4!.

I know! She's on our side but . . . .19000 tons!

Any way three hits - she sank, I slunk back into harbour, destroyed the evidence (deleted the patrol) and went on another patrol like a hero!

so far, got 8 for 36,000 tons and 3 planes..... can I ever be forgiven?

irish1958 · 04-27-07, 02:57 PM

"Can I ever be forgiven?"
Yes after you are shot.

Sailor Steve · 04-27-07, 04:41 PM

Kind of stupid not to wait for Bismarck...or at least Scharnhorst.

Brag · 04-27-07, 05:32 PM

We're discussing forgiveness for you in the basement of Gestapo headquarters.

Penelope_Grey · 04-27-07, 06:30 PM

Could I be the one to, ahem... bestow "forgiveness" on our wayward Kaptain?

P_Funk · 04-27-07, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Could I be the one to, ahem... bestow "forgiveness" on our wayward Kaptain?

If you've got your own electroshock equipment.

sunvalleyslim · 04-27-07, 07:18 PM

Admiral Donitz is gonna be a very, very unhappy. I believe his has you transferred to the Army on the Russian Front........Don't bother packing your seabag....

HM.Medico · 04-27-07, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by johnm

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to a tribunal I go

*whistle whistle whistle whistle*

Hi ho, hi ho hi ho h---

Message was cut short by an "unfortunate accident by a crazed SS member"

You are now forgiven.

Don't worry, I accidently sunk a friendly merchant when I thought she was French in '39. She shouldn't have been so close to the French coast while I was under :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 04-28-07, 03:05 AM

Your name has been recorded should you ever attempt to enter GWX MP forum

Bindolaf · 04-28-07, 04:06 AM

Forgiveness was indeed given to such traitors (most of the time and as long as they were officers) back then. You will be left alone in a room for a little while, with a pistol and one round

HM.Medico · 04-28-07, 04:31 AM

And if they never pulled the trigger?

Penelope_Grey · 04-28-07, 04:48 AM

Somebody would kindly offer to help.

04-28-07, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Somebody would kindly offer to help.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Good one!

NealT · 04-28-07, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunvalleyslim

Admiral Donitz is gonna be a very, very unhappy. I believe his has you transferred to the Army on the Russian Front........Don't bother packing your seabag....

Or even stopping by to get a rifle...you will not need it...

johnm · 04-28-07, 02:56 PM

Does these mean my career may be short and not glorious?

04-27-07, 02:37 PM	#1
johnm Navy Dude Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North of England Posts: 173 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	sorry - couldn't resist it. Weakwilled Kaleun After three patrols with misable targets (I even machine gunned a sloop!), I was leaving Wilhelmshaven in a IXB on my 12th patrol when Hipper and an escort destroyer came in. Being a miserable so n so, I turned and gave Hipper a salvo of 4!. I know! She's on our side but . . . .19000 tons! Any way three hits - she sank, I slunk back into harbour, destroyed the evidence (deleted the patrol) and went on another patrol like a hero! so far, got 8 for 36,000 tons and 3 planes..... can I ever be forgiven?

04-27-07, 02:57 PM	#2
irish1958 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Carmel, Indiana Posts: 3,250 Downloads: 320 Uploads: 11	"Can I ever be forgiven?" Yes after you are shot. __________________ Irish1958

04-27-07, 04:41 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Kind of stupid not to wait for Bismarck...or at least Scharnhorst. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-27-07, 05:32 PM	#4
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	We're discussing forgiveness for you in the basement of Gestapo headquarters. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

04-27-07, 06:30 PM	#5
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Could I be the one to, ahem... bestow "forgiveness" on our wayward Kaptain? __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

04-27-07, 07:18 PM	#7
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Admiral Donitz is gonna be a very, very unhappy. I believe his has you transferred to the Army on the Russian Front........Don't bother packing your seabag.... __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

04-28-07, 03:05 AM	#9
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04-28-07, 04:06 AM	#10
Bindolaf Seaman Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 36 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Forgiveness was indeed given to such traitors (most of the time and as long as they were officers) back then. You will be left alone in a room for a little while, with a pistol and one round __________________

04-28-07, 04:31 AM	#11
HM.Medico Helmsman Join Date: May 2006 Location: 60 Knots off shore, In a VIID Posts: 107 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	And if they never pulled the trigger? __________________ Creator of The Enigma Room (Assisted greatly by P_Funk) Tonnage Total -: 165 Thousand Tonnes (DDs: 7\|Countless merchants\|Elcos: 4\| Armed Trawlers: 2\| BBs 3) Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse" USE GOOD GRAMMAR!

04-28-07, 04:48 AM	#12
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Somebody would kindly offer to help. __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

04-28-07, 02:56 PM	#15
johnm Navy Dude Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North of England Posts: 173 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	Does these mean my career may be short and not glorious?